By broken finger - 18/07/2013 20:53 - United States

Today, while wiping my ass, the broken finger that has been set straight dipped into the toilet and touched a turd. This keeps happening since I broke it, and I'm sure it will again. FML
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revan546 24

Sounds like a shitty situa- no... No.. Im better than this...

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judea95 16

How shallow is your toilet! If your wiping your arse then you either defecate in a pot of you have a very saggy arse that hangs into the toilet

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Stephy94 9

Stop giving the toilet shit, you asshole. What did it ever do to you?

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coldsteelstu 4

man would have been really cool if god had given you two hands..... oh yeah he did.

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doitlikeabrotha 10

Can someone explain to me how a broken finger means you touch the toilet ?:/

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LilFlutter 10

The OP explained that his broken finger was set straight, so he cannot bend it at all. While the rest of his fingers curl into the curve needed for wiping, the broken finger sticks out straight.

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Willibobs 33

How ******* long are your fingers? :/

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hawkislayer 2

Get a booster seat if you can't manage using the other hand or standing up.

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taka3000000o 8

How bout you flush before wiping and use your other hand like everyone else says.

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catanita 18

Change the hand or....use a bidet.

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