That's gross. And if you're going to wipe your butt, why not lift up your bottom and angle you wrist so as not to touch anything nasty? Also, either you water is at a high level or you just have long fingers...

Haha, one for the stinky

How far in are you putting your hand?! I'm sure you're wiping wrong.....

How damn shallow are toilets in the US? Also, this is a serious problem. And disgusting. If the finger has been set straight with something, that something will most likely not be easily cleaned, and feces is a source of a great deal of decease. Even if it hasn't, I doubt that you spend enough time to scrub your broken and probably painful finger clean. Use your other hand, or put on a rubber glove. Flush before wiping, or stand up while wiping. Do something.

so use your other hand .. ?

Then use the other hand to wipe. It really isn't that difficult

Flushing before u wipe ur ass

You Americans and your shallow toilet bowls... ...Maybe you should stand and wipe, OP - studies show that it's the preferred method of about half the population.

it sounds like you want it to happen

Wait, how small is your toilet and do you not stand up to wipe? I'm always at least a foot away from the bottom of the toilet, unless you have giant hands and create massive mountains of poo in one go, I can't see this happening D: