By ohgodwhyyoufreaks - 01/04/2013 11:57 - United States - Moorhead

Spicy
Today, while working at a porn store, a group of six people tried to return used toys and penis pumps. Even though you can't return any items, it's still an unfortunately common occurrence. The semen in these particular toys, however, is not. All of them began shouting at me for not refunding them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 761
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Same thing different taste

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Oh my god... how are some people this stupid? That's disgusting.

Are you telling me there's no market for used sex toys? There's generally a fetish for everything - no matter how creepy.

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its none of my business but dude try finding another job.

If the plug doesn't fit you must remit.

I'm trying to picture how this worked. Were they just walking down the street with their obviously used sex toys out on display?! Did they hand them to OP like that?

sugarbear0727 19

I hate it when people try to return items that are final sale products. We get a lot of mad people when they try to return cigarettes. Sorry, all tobaccoo sales are final, and under state law we are not allowed to accept them as a return. But people yell and bitch. We just say that they need to leave the store and if they don't, the police will be called.

Megan639 16

You sorta diserve it just for working at a **** storr. I mean, surely you expect this kind of behavior...

TVKill3r 15

No they don't. A job is a job and the store says no refunds. She doesn't deserve this kind of treatment.

Sometimes people don't have much of a choice over where they work, so you can't blame OP for working in a sex shop. Someone's gotta pay the bills.

Why does she deserve that treatment just because she works at a store that sells sex toys? First of all, just like how sales on undergarments are final, it should be common sense that sales on sex toys are the same, whether they've been used or not, especially the former. Second, she's a legal adult, she can work wherever she pleases. And like the guy above me said, this could've been the only job she could find, and picked it since it is better than nothing.

BlueFlatts 20

Tell them someone else already returned the items that they bought from the "discount" section. April Fools!

I think you need a better job LOL!!

"Well I could buy this new flesh light here, OR I could buy the cheaper, pre-owned one. I think I'll go with pre-owned. " - Said no one ever. If you can't return underwear, the next logical leap would be you can't return sex toys. I can't believe that (not only) were people trying, but then getting upset over it!

Jacksparrow72 21