Health: Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught...

By box bulge - 21/10/2011 01:24 - China

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML

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By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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John Tucker would've known what to do.

By Dan - 09/10/2017 04:30

Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML

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By woodchuck0022 - 21/05/2011 21:16 - Canada

Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Ripper

By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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You deserved it 150

By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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ritzbits 0

Friday 21 October 2011 8:43

how did this phenomenon occur?

Rdvlvt 0

Friday 21 October 2011 8:54

Guess you'll be bleeding twice this month

Comments

arealwarrior 0

Friday 21 October 2011 17:53

How am I the first that I seen to say this buttttt Ru a woman now or have u always been?

iBiteRoses 22

Friday 21 October 2011 17:58

Saying "whilst" doesn't actually make you sound smarter... : There's too many people on here that say "whilst" anyway.

joee182 3

Friday 21 October 2011 18:01

Thats nasssstttttyyyy!:x

ih82bl8 2

Friday 21 October 2011 18:03

Wait... What?

ChevyTruckbabe 0

Friday 21 October 2011 18:16

underwear would've probably helped in this situation

DeeG12 0

Friday 21 October 2011 18:19

Fat cat??

livedandlaughed 10

Friday 21 October 2011 18:25

I would have never guessed this to be remotely possible.

BuckNekkid 22

Friday 21 October 2011 18:27

where the hell is that zipper?

ndhin831 2

Friday 21 October 2011 18:37

we need to get this chick together with the beehive crotch guy

Lludes 5

Friday 21 October 2011 19:31

I'm woman and the only way I can see this happening is no panties and very tight pants

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