By Failed_Dad - 25/09/2015 05:42 - United States - Davis

Today, with the most certainty and confidence that I have ever seen in her, my 16-year-old daughter told me an egg is a fruit because of its "hard shell and growing seed." FML
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Goblin182 26

If eggs are fruit, can bacon be a green leafy vegetable? Then I can eat healthy.

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LadyGagasNipple 19

Well, I guess I can tell the doctor I get plenty of fruit in my diet.

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counting_graves 0

She's going places... Not college perhaps, but places.

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fmyblob 7

her brain is truly eggcell...never mind...i have no friends...

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pete9913 23

At least she's trying to thi k creatively. Outside the box if you will...

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mds9986 24

Does this mean a pregnant women is a fruit?

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derpman123 17

you better hope she finds a rich old man and takes his wrinkled dick for a while then he does and leaves her all his money because she not going to go anywhere in life sorry

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HerpNdurp88 0

Society as a whole is absolutely screwed unequivocally without a doubt.

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trepatukas 16

Well, many food items are not what you think they are, in a botanical sense. So who knows, perhaps in some thirty years she might be correct :)

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Lemonhead1510 17

This isn't your everyday stupid... This... Is advanced stupid. Jk

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