Too late

By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
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teddy4nyy 13

Quite possibly the creepiest FML I've ever read on this site.

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DirkNJ 2

It's a good thing it was late, it could have actually been the cause of death had it arrived sooner.

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Jemm_fml 29

Or it could have prevented it, you never know.

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Ins0mau 20

Not a bad way to go though. If ya gonna die of something anyway...

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deathtothepix 26

concerned about the time frame in which she ordered a *****, died and was burried...

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Irreverend 23

Is there anything as sad as an unloved toy?

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LP13413 8

After having seen all three Toy Stories, I think the answer here is no.

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outoftown 26

I'd say OP's grandmother dying is sadder. Sorry for your loss, OP.

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RedPillSucks 31

Can you imagine "Toy Story, **** Version" with a bunch of talking ******?

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LP13413 8

Just imagine all the stories those toys could tell..

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User57777 13

All I can say here is, sorry for the loss.

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CoffeeChickBlows 13

You sure you're old enough to be on the internet, son?

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TheHeavyOne 15

Who's the lucky family member that gets it for their inheritance?

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CocaColaPepsi 13

This made me tear up, that's just too sad! I'm so sorry but you'll get through it with time!

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CocaColaPepsi 13

I'm sorry, I'm extremely dense sometimes. I thought a ***** was something else when I wrote that comment

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SWC_Penguin 17

I got whiplash from how fast this FML turned in the middle.

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