Treasure hunt

By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
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Anonnamus 0

Two shitty FMLs in a row? Nice.

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iamchuck 0

Exciting new game. Have fun with that.

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Ouroboros_fml 0

actually, if you read up on proper dog training, the OP took just about the best course of action. dog minds work different from human minds, so it's damn near useless to punish them after the fact. The dog's mind does not connect the act of ******** in the house, with shit being in the house, so punishing the dog afterwards would cause it to feel bad at the sight of shit in the house, while the act of ******** whilst in the house would remain kosher.

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JackRocksSoSuckI 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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heyred 11

The poor thing probably held it as long as possible.

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wowurgay1994 0

ktbird WTF are u the dig whisper ?

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Anonnamus 0

I seriously doubt she dig whispers. Digging is pretty noisy work. Unless she's like a ninja or something...

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ktbird 0

I work at an animal shelter with stray dogs.

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Compass 0

But you don't have a list for the scavenger hunt. *DUN DUN DUNNN*

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truly0bsessed 0

I'm sorry but that's just really funny xD

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