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By androgynous - 30/03/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML

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By ... - 27/11/2008 05:30 - France

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

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By thebickster - 06/03/2009 17:58 - United States

Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML

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By jennyygrace - 11/07/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML

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By sufia - 29/09/2016 11:14 - Pakistan

Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML

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By GothicbunnyxC - 28/01/2012 23:31 - Canada

Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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By search_me - 16/07/2009 23:39 - United States

Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML

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By well then... - 15/06/2013 05:04 - Canada - London

Today, as I was crossing to the US, I got pulled over by border patrol for looking "suspicious". The female cop searched my purse and found a condom. She smirked and said, "I doubt you'd ever need that." FML

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G_Bug 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:13

You must be a very beautiful man

Shadic 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:12

Grow a beard?

Comments

wickedsick 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:59

Hm. Do you have manboobs?

SuperStud 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:00

You should have whipped out your dick to prove it...unless you aren't a "manly" man. (If you know what I mean)

RAWRstephishere 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:28

It could be worse, he could have said "Wait, your a female, right?"

VampJesus 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:33

you should said "No, I am a female" just to mess with them

MKC_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:37

You should have said ' No, I identify myself as a woman and would be more comfortable being frisked by a woman' Then at least you could have gotten a few good gropes out of the whole thing LOL

zbots 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:38

cut your hair and/or lose some weight (if that's the case). Grow a beard if you can.

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:42

Being mistaken for a girl isn't all that bad...

Scarleth 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:51

It's amazing how everyone instantly assumed the poster being fat and having long hair. In any case, chances are the security guard had some bad experience in the past with assuming what seems to be obvious, a bad sign would be if he assumed you were female at the start.