Sex, Lonely and Intimacy: Up your game

Up your game

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 15:07 - United States

Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML

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Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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By Simon Edhouse - 13/09/2021 09:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML

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By AnonymousAmber - 31/10/2014 23:10 - United States - Yadkinville

Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML

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fretforyerlatte 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:10

i guess you're not in much of a position to give her advice then, huh? unless you used to get it on all the time or something.

Arian_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:13

Why did you lie? And what makes you a sex guru?

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Big_Blue_Sumthin 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:19

Then again who's counting?

skarime 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:20

you know, that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:21

#9 is right - if your friend is in a relationship and you are not, then this makes sense. If neither of you are in a relationship - your friend is a **** and you are not. Either way, not FML.

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:24

You're like Dr. Phil, you don't know when to shut up and say that you probably aren't the one to ask for advice.

unlucky91 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:26

Well if she is asking for advice after having all that sex .. it probably isn't that good for her anyways

DeeJayD 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:27

Not really an FML. Just mean's you're not a slutty ***** *****.

Dhamy 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:27

Agree with number 3.

fermata 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:29

And that's a problem because? You're not in a relationship. FYL?

Go_Home 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 20:29

So it irritates you that you aren't a promiscuous ****? If that's the case then I think you have a HUGE problem here. Whereas your friend, assuming she has no boyfriend, isn't really the influence you're looking for. She's putting herself in alot of risks, if you want that... Then... Just hang a "**** Me" list on your door. Good luck :)