We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

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Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
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Trym 7

Still a better love story than Twilight!

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nightowl713 25

YDI op, if you two had big enough issues, that caused a break up in the first place, having "break up" sex will only further complicate it. Have some dignity, I'm betting that you pretty much gave him the ok for booty calls when he can't get it from someone else. A clean break is always best.

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kofeinisti 6

By the time my past relationships have come to an end, I've never even wanted to see my ex ever again. The sexual desire has died long before the actual end. I cannot imagine having sex with them at that point, bleurgh :/

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Soloman212 28

38, there wasn't much smoke and mirrors or wordplay behind that joke... But you can feel proud nevertheless.

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drewcat21 0

That sounds like the mentality of a child molester.. Lol

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Alan2 24

At least you know what gets you off now

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jem970 19

OP, while I did vote FML on this I have never gotten the concept of break-up sex. When I break-up with someone I just want it over and done because it rarely ends on a good note. So while I feel for you I still want say YDI, just because I think it is pointless to have sex with someone who you dump.

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Solipsist 12

I'm glad it's not just me that thinks break up sex is a waste of time, if I'm breaking up with someone it's because I don't want them in my life anymore, why would I then want them inside me?

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