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We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

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Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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By stephhh055 - 21/10/2019 16:00 - United States - Portland

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML

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By Bigfatfailure - 28/03/2013 10:02 - United States - Garden Grove

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Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 18:08 - United States - East Northport

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Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

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First!

By karma - 28/01/2009 18:36 - Canada

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Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

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By meggasee - 25/01/2010 00:23 - France

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Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

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By kenken5 - 19/06/2019 01:51

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Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML

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Seventh heaven

By Egyptian ToyBoy - 17/12/2019 20:00

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML

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By misopower - 25/07/2009 18:50 - China

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Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML

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Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Top comments

Trym 7

Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:04

Still a better love story than Twilight!

SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 10 October 2012 12:03

Proof it is the best sex.

Comments

Toshiro_Izero 5

Monday 22 October 2012 9:36

wtf is break up sex when I end a relationship I've never had the urge to have break up sex seems stupid to me just sayin hello negs

rikai 11

Thursday 26 September 2013 19:46

Your first ****** from him/her, or your first in all your life? if it's first in your life, maybe you should find some better partners...

deemoe 5

Monday 6 October 2014 4:55

now time fo make up sex

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 11 October 2014 18:23

Am I the only one who doesn't get the point of break up sex?

Annihilator257 15

Thursday 29 January 2015 6:43

I hope you told them that... Makes for a little revenge

dannnngthatsux 19

Monday 6 July 2015 23:19

WTH is wrong with people, if you're breaking up, no more sex. "I'm going to jail for dealing drugs, you mind if I take some real quick before I go to jail??"

disturbedgd 26

Saturday 25 February 2017 21:55

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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML

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Today, I told my son to get a job and start paying rent. Five minutes later he transferred me rent for the next 5 years. When I demanded to know where he got that kind of money, he showed me his bank statements. He’s made more money mining Bitcoin than I’ve made in 15 years. FML

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Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML

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Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be very hot, and I had high hopes. That is, until she ran her hand through her hair as she approached, sending some kind of horrifying, miasmic mist of dandruff and dead skin floating through the air behind her. FML

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Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML

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Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML

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Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

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