Weasley little liar dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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Palirose 22

This is ok since Altïar is my husband. ;D

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leering_tub19 4

Seems legit...

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Rocky007 15

He's not supposed to blow his cover like that!!

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patrickalamo 47

Aaa ooooh, we've been looking for him. Just give us the address.

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obnint 3

What a lying fool. You can't fight the mafia.

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Forlorn420 9

Ezio is too old for anyone nowadays. Even though he can still whoop that ass lol

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AnonMan123 5

But think, what if he's not lying..

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Briiyahh 7

Atleast he cares about your feelings though.. Ate follow these accounts on Instagram please? Wearetracknation and thatswimlove :)

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