Weasley little liar dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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zakkyzebra 11

At least he cares for your life :/. You're so selfish. *drip drip drip* you hear that? That's sarcasm.

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TheTwistedOtaku 16

24 Just stop. .-.

eternal7 6

It's not personal, OP. It's strictly business.

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KingCeltic77 18

Maybe you failed the test of unlocking the car for when after he hold the door open to you.

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AholeCop 11

Or the pulling alonside the semi test...

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Kogillz666 3

So many flaws in this excuse it's unbelievable. Surely an unknown force is much more intimidating.

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twilightriforce 10

Find out if he tried swimming with concrete shoes. Because it sounds like he may have suffered some brain damage due to the lack of oxygen.

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sweetmama88 6

He's most likely telling you truth , so your much better off with him .

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jenniiienyc 5

I wonder how long it took him to come up with that gem of a story.

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