Weasley little liar dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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kemando 22

I'd laugh if he's actually telling the truth

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zine_fml 5

25 just got "thumbed down owned!!" lol

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priceyfml 7

Your ex bf is a retard

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williamcarter93 13

At least his reason was nice and looking out for your welfare, even if it was silly, and more than likely false. At least you didn't have one of those asshole boyfriends who want to blame everything on the girl.

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mmmPoptarts 6

He clearly doesn't care about you enough or he'd dump you noor, I'm sorry. You should dump him for being so inconsiderate!

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habibiiiiiii 2

He was trying to spare ur feelings. In a creative way.

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HelloGuys 4

No one ever considers he's telling the truth??? Maybe he's lying but ANYTHING is possible.

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