Weasley little liar dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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EnterSandman_fml 20

That's not really all that creative, he stole it from the movie Crank.

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BulldogHoops 14

*54 comments this on the first post so people will see it, even though it will accomplish nothing*

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white16sox 19

60, read her " About Me" section. It's not that hard.

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xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

good imagination...?

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BlakeSaysRawr 7

Well, at least he's trying to let you down easy. :)

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12GaugeTurtle 1

Please. Ezio doesn't need to worry about safety of those he loves . If someone so much as touches his loved ones heaping plates of whoop ass will be served.

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Proton21 7

the mafia hurt his brain

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the_true_batman 10

It could be true, but more likely he's an idiot.

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blahmemeblah 3

That would be soooooo funny if it was true lmao

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