Weasley little liar dude

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Paris

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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deadxwedding84 5

Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.

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stephan18 23

Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!

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Yoshi_Fue 9

More of a reason to be sad about losing him, say I.

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musicluvr2000 11

At least he tried... And failed miserably.

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coughyochick 7

In today's world that could easily be true

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AznSamoan52 10

Who knows? He could have been telling the truth. If it wasn't, then kudos to him for using his imagination.

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erinchick1 7

Bonus points to him for being creative and imaginative!

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shawnaishere 14

Sounds like something Barney from how I met your mother would say

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MichellinMan 20

May I ask, how old is Ezio?

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Szaszaspasz 26

Original! It is Spy Talk for "It's not you; it's me. "

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