Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML
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IdontWanna69 8

Might want to consider getting a rape whistle.

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jmk1469 5

You should quit the job or file a lawsuit.

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EasternAdvantage 1

Don't get him fired, then he'll have too much free time, and instead of a weird boss, you'll have a stalker, he knows where you work :P hahaha

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tennislove11 2

wow that is W.A.E.E.A.R.D!!!!!! if he does anything else, you should report him...well first tell him to stop and if he doesnt stop then report him.....or if it doenst bother you too much just laugh it off....or it would be really funny to do the same thing to him and see how he responds...if it ends up getting you fired then who cares...youll find another job

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Please learn how to spell weird and use elipsis properly.

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Shrike 23

No, the plural of ellipsis is ellipses. Only correct stuff that you actually know is incorrect.

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ILoveFluttershy 3

Maybe it's an initiation period. If you could put up with his weirdness, you can handle [almost] anyone.

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JayDeLaGhetto 7

Unless you work at some kind of martial arts studio and he's demonstrating a move... you shouldn't have let him control your body like that..

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blair_x 12

That's really gross and creepy. Just leave, OP, before he does something worse.

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DocBastard 38

Where I come from, you'd officially be married after that little ceremony. Congratulations! When the men show up at your door later tonight with a donkey and 18 bowls of figs, your new husband will know just what to do.

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KirbyisEPIC 0

Where do you come from? That is...extremely weird. 0.0

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rightspark 7

He must have turrets syndrome. Call him out next time tell him "what the hell is a matter with you" in a stern voice

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DocBastard 38

Turrets syndrome? Is that where you repetitively shoot arrows at people from a protected position in a tower? Or would you be referring to Tourette syndrome which has nothing to do with anything having to do with this FML?

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darkhakai 18

I'm beginning to see why everyone is so excited to have DocBastard back. His response above is made of pure win and was better than the original FML. In my opinion, of course. And what is with the numerous misunderstandings regarding what Tourette's syndrome is?

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Warchamp7 3

DocBastard is God. **** with him, and you'll be embarrassed by his amazing knowledge, and vocabulary.

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P1Nk13 7

i dont get it?? wtf is that supposed to mean? raising your arm and shoving the other into his armpit? ?

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

I'm going out a limb here...but I'm going to assume that OP has two arms.

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zandalee 19

Trip him up next time he walks past you, then kick him in the goolies

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