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By ohbiebjetaime - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France

Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

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You deserved it 3 355

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Classic fraud

By Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By R_Horsefeet - 29/03/2016 23:10 - Netherlands

Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 070

You deserved it 1 752

Crossed wires

By hudd357mag - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 532

By paranoid neighborhood - 27/11/2013 17:51 - United States - Orlando

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML

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You deserved it 4 227

Great, just great

By lax22 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 169

You deserved it 6 311

Dad pranks '09

By PISSED - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Germany

Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML

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You deserved it 5 305

Caught off guard

By dooommage - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

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You deserved it 15 362

By sickened - 25/08/2009 14:17 - Philippines

Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 758

You deserved it 68 065

Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 203

You deserved it 3 002

Still not calling it X

By twitterfailsme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML

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You deserved it 3 670

aFieryFairytale 2

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:13

1-800-Restraining-Order. FYL, indeed.

theneatoburrito 8

Sunday 1 July 2012 2:15

You should've just changed all of your information in his phone, and changed your number to a sex hotline. That would freak him out a bit. But FYL, OP.

Comments

madamazinDana45 6

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:01

Two words.... Rejection Hotline

COLDB3AR 6

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:05

Maybe he has it linked to Facebook and thats how it's in his phone.

inventindascene 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:12

Fyl

hotmomma86 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:21

Well that's not creepy at all.. FYL

SamanthaCassieL 10

Sunday 1 July 2012 17:15

Neither is your picture..... Lol I love the wig ;)

lalalayum 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:22

Sometimes if you're Facebook friends and have a smart phone, your contacts list syncs with your friends list.

EagleDown77 4

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:22

If he has facebook your number is matched to an account I think

phansmootchie 5

Sunday 1 July 2012 7:58

that happened to me, only it was the guy who popped up on my phone, but that's because we're friends on facebook and my phone unknowingly syncs everyone's numbers from facebook into my phone. it's weird

Puissant_fml 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 8:01

If it is android it syncs with fb

MrsDoc 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 8:31

or everyone here is ignorant of the fact that when you have a Facebook and a smartphone, with the new fb app, all contacts are synced to your phone contact list.... just saying.

pumpkinpebbles 0

Sunday 1 July 2012 8:36

wait.. if he already had you in is phone why would he GIVE you the phone to put in the number? ..and if you are friends with him on Facebook, and your number is on your profile it can show it on some smart phones.. mine does that. which i really find creepy.