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By InstantHardOn - 08/11/2011 04:43 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing my junk and whispering in my ear the song, "Baby, Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public, because it's "funny as hell." FML
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MwahFMLS 6

Grab her boob and sing nyan cat? Meowmeowmeowmeow

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sydneyhaha 4

Nah brah she not a keepa she tease don't please I would Neva do that to my man

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didthatreallyhap_fml 14

OP never said that she doesn't please, he only said she likes to make him horny in public.

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tmrwisanotherday 1

So does that mean she's a dead beat at home?

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hk_fml 9

To be fair to you, that is one incredibly sexy song.

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perdix 29

I can't see where the problem is here. If she grabbed your junk and DIDN'T get a boner, you might need Viagra or a sexier girlfriend. I can only see this joke backfiring on your girlfriend. One way would be that another woman is impressed by your turgid member and decides to horn in on the action. Another way, . . ., you can imagine the other way!

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Tara_74656 7

it would have to be some pretty impressive stuff for the average girl to just move in like that. but then i guess i can really only speak for myself.

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perdix 29

A solid erection while wearing loose pants can be an eye-popping spectacle, even deceptively so. I don't know if an average girl will pounce right on that at first sight, but I'll bet there are a few that will.

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Tara_74656 7

somehow i don't doubt you are correct

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perdix 29

Thanks, but I'm just guessing. It hasn't happened to me, so I wouldn't know what kind of attention it would attract. This sounds like a topic for further research...

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Tara_74656 7

research... lol "hey you.. present boner for inspection...umm... no thanks.... NEXT!"

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perdix 29

I wonder what you'll use as a control group ;) How many samples will you need to make statistically valid conclusions? PS: Did you get my PM?

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Tara_74656 7

um no i didn't i'm logged on too. try an email to my yahoo... [email protected]

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redheather 0

If his girlfriend DID get a boner then I imagine his problems would be a lot bigger

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Jimboom 11

Next time she does this grab her **** and dry hump her ass from behind. If she is going to start things she should expect you to finish things.

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Meme1988 18

Looool! It is funny as hell!!!! Im so doin that to my fiance !

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yankfan89 27

Yeah but she only does this in public not in private when he could do something about the boner

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Thriller721 1

This the part in the smosh video where they make a weird face and big red letters pop up saying BONERIFIC!

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