Work on your skills

By banana - 26/02/2009 03:01 - United States

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Today, I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth. Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana. FML
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Firewall_fml 0

Personally I read this and think "... So?" Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy

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kingdomhearts3 0

I'm pretty sure most girls haven't, and I'm pretty sure you're slowly climbing to the top of FML's "Sluttiest ****'s" list..keep going! Reach for the stars!!

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B00_fml 0

Stick it in the corner of your mouth and just roll it on ;)

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nilofc 0

why use a condom? or why have sex? are you married?

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RickyLedo 0

Haha, thats kinky. I would run around and chase my roommate and throw the condom-banana at him/her. That would be funny.

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lolwut_fail 0

And now you can check "sodomizing a banana" off your list of things to do today.

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KillSwitch96 18

Sodomizing a banana would be screwing the banana up the butt smarty...

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DannyPenguin 0

.... and? good job you practised

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mackattack9 9

u should of asked him to help u practice :)

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h2opoloplaya 0

let me go to the bathroom with a banana

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