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Work on your skills

By banana - 26/02/2009 03:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth. Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana. FML

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Same thing different taste

Choking hazard

By notsexy - 09/05/2009 15:51 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried for the first time putting a condom on my boyfriend using my mouth. I freaked out, swallowed, and started choking on the condom. FML

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Sexy time

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 09:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

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By potassiumgirl - 11/04/2012 19:53 - United States - Hollywood

Spicy

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Spicy

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By Kyra.45 - 03/10/2013 22:46 - United States - Troy

Spicy

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Spicy

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By jen - 16/01/2009 00:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was hanging out with a couple of friends and one of them tells a funny story about how he filled a condom with syrup and put it in his friend's mouth while he was asleep. Me with my big mouth starts to say, "Condoms taste na--" and stopped myself as everyone started laughing at me. FML

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WTF dude?

By lunarstrain - 08/11/2011 06:11 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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By Rob - 06/06/2012 16:02 - United States - Neoga

Spicy

Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML

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Top comments

Firewall_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 14:13

Personally I read this and think "... So?" Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy

kingdomhearts3 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:52

I'm pretty sure most girls haven't, and I'm pretty sure you're slowly climbing to the top of FML's "Sluttiest ****'s" list..keep going! Reach for the stars!!

Comments

Norrec86 7

Friday 9 September 2011 15:27

Why woukd you do that. Condoms dont have the best taste. Plus you can break it by doing that

tayza249 20

Monday 3 October 2011 15:10

To protect against STDs?

merick76 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 8:00

as a guy I would be impressed if a girl could do that keep it up!

tttrtle 0

Friday 6 January 2012 4:56

Why don't u try it on a real dick ? 8=====D I'm always free

Eorlas 31

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:28

Why does OP deserve this? They were willing to practice! Stop being jealous.

darcislove 18

Wednesday 8 January 2014 3:17

ohh shit!

xIlluminated 6

Friday 18 July 2014 5:17

Let's just hope she doesn't tell everyone

Mattlozano12 15

Wednesday 24 September 2014 20:14

Good practice XD

tomorrow89 13

Thursday 11 December 2014 1:52

Wanna hang out? Lol

Kurliez408 32

Thursday 27 July 2017 16:37

lock the door?

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