You wanker
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By Anonymous - 28/08/2024 20:00 - United States - Plano
At least your parents were as humiliated as you. If they don't install a lock on your door, you might want to limit your future masturbating over party guests to the bathroom. Your folks aren't quite as likely to make the family dog to force *that* door open.
Omg wow you idiot you don't jack off when you see a hot girl like urgency... have you never heard of flirting?
haha, #20... thats good.
better to be almost finished than the act of finishing
Why couldnt you have waited?
wait a second, at no point is the gender of the guest, or the OP(, or even the dog!), specified. All this talk of guys controlling themselves is based on an assumption. and #55, WTF!
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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further
That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.