You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

Comments

At least your parents were as humiliated as you. If they don't install a lock on your door, you might want to limit your future masturbating over party guests to the bathroom. Your folks aren't quite as likely to make the family dog to force *that* door open.

Omg wow you idiot you don't jack off when you see a hot girl like urgency... have you never heard of flirting?

kaykay317 0

the fact that you exsist makes me feel allrite about my life. you dooshbag

that_guy01 0

dude, bathroom+lock FTW. You FTL.

Chronic_Diarrhea 0

thats super creepy and nasty. and to #5 he wouldnt if he was fapping really hard!

better to be almost finished than the act of finishing

wait a second, at no point is the gender of the guest, or the OP(, or even the dog!), specified. All this talk of guys controlling themselves is based on an assumption. and #55, WTF!