you should have just finished anyway and just told them your balls were ichty

horny idiot... seriously, YDI.

First off, you're a idiot. You could've waited, you horny moron. Second, if your door doesn't have a lock, which is very probable, then why go to your bedroom? At least go into the bathroom, where if the door is closed, people won't think "O HAY I SHOULD SHOW MY GUESTS MY DOG'S AMAZIN ABILITY ON THIS CLOSED BATHROOM DOOR." On another note .. Damn! I want my dog to be able to open doors! Only my kitten can do that. He's not much help with the groceries.

Come on guys...the man has the right to fire off a few wrist rockets in the privacy of his own bedroom...unfortunately his dog is smart as hell.

You should have masturbated in the bathroom, or just stop masturbating. You deserved it....

Self-control, discipline, and common sense go a long way.

I'm pretty sure someone has already said this, but from the mom's POV Today at a large party, I was showing 10 guests how our family dog can open doors. I was demonstrating on my son's bedroom door, and when my dog opened the door, all the guests saw my son masturbating. FML or from the dog's POV Today, at a party, I was being shown off to like 10 guests or so, because unlike other dogs, I have the unique ability to open doors. When I demonstrated on my owner's bedroom door, the guests were not even impressed. Perhaps because they were shocked to see my owner masturbating on his bed. FML

First of all. Why didnt you lock your door. And second... Dont j/o while theres alot of people in your house

Lock your damn door. Every regular user of FML should know that by now.

I'm going to take a wild guess and say that this guy is probably a chronic masturbater. Honestly, who the **** jerks it DURING a party, especially one being thrown by parents. Everyone knows parents are into the whole "tour" of the house thing.