You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 309

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

Comments

I clicked YDI as soon as I saw the word **********. Masturbation FMLs are almost always YDI

BluEG0pher 0

its time for you to move out of your parents house or you'll be **** blocked for life.

Night22_fml 4

Are you, by any chance related to that guy that accidentally taught his little brother to **********?

eeee93757 0

Umm...if your bedroom door doesn't have a lock, why would you go there to whack it when there are 10 guests there? If you absolutely HAD to do it right then, couldn't you at least have chosen a bathroom or something where you could lock the door or at least not have to worry about someone barging in on you? YDI retard.

Your dog has excellent comedic timing.

i call BS. you would have heard people coming. and if you have a dog who can open doors, i think it would be normal to have a lock, because dogs always opening your doors can get pretty annoying. Especially atnight

mehwhateverr 0

So instead of talking to the extremely beautiful girl, you decide to go **********? And then you don't lock the door when there's a party going on? You deserved it, buddy.

mehwhateverr 0

Also, if you wanted to ********** so badly, you should have gone to the bathroom or something... I assume that door has a lock.

as a woman, I would like to inform you that you will never get laid.