You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

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Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
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A_Guy 0

This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

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mehungie2 3

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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Fmylifffeee 0

HAHAHAHA number 20

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collision115 0

Dude even if you dont have a lock prop something up against the door or something...not that difficult. Actually, really, couldn't you have waited until the guests went home? Haha

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fcuk_fml 0

..... its called self control, ESPECIALLY if there is a party going on. you're kind of an idiot.

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RJB 0

172: "your kind of an idiot" He's not "kind of an idiot" He is one!! lol dude do it the easy way Just **** in your pants.

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Mr_Positive 3

#169 - on the opposite, it's normal. whoa that sucks man :(

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audreyelise 0

You couldn't have waited till after the party was over? Gross. Sorry, but you deserved that one.

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ktforlife 0

u totally deserved that one...have some restraint perv

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