You wanker

By Jeremy - 10/05/2009 01:04 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents hosted a party at our house. After seeing one of the extremely beautiful guests, I went to masturbate in my room. When I was about to finish, my bedroom door opened suddenly. It was my mom showing around 10 party guests that our dog can open doors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 301
You deserved it 87 306

Same thing different taste

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This just in: Locks were around since before the dark ages. OP should investigate further

That's kind of gross...you saw someone then bolted to your room? and 1 and 2, not everyone has locks on doors.

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and #147, you're not cocky at all are you? Modesty goes a long way.

That is why you go into the bathroom and lock the door, idiot. Or better yet, LEARN SOME RESTRAINT!

ButterFly_16 0

Maybe you should start locking your door when you **********.

Not everyone has locks. I do but it's on backwards so you can still open the door when it's locked. I'd fix it, but I use the bathroom like a normal person...

ButterFly_16 0

Well if you don't have locks you should still be extra cautious!

Go into the bathroom. That most def has a lock. Oh well, its too late now. That REALLY sucks for you.

kcslgvr 11

Next time, go into a bathroom or get a lock at Home Depot or something. I'm sorry that happened though D: But it is pretty cool your dog can open doors...

megs8907 0

okay, fake or not, this is gross if you really did this and gross for you to think this FML up. You really need to get a life and to get laid, but obviously you never will. What a Dumbass!

Rule Number One: Do not, under any circumstances, proceed to self-gratification in a situation that someone might walk in on you. YDI