You what now?

By tryena - 28/02/2009 10:59 - United States

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Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML
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Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.

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Melody_fml 0

#5 she had just gotten there. dont parents normally wait till the baby sitter is there BEFORE they leave?

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Lexiijayy 0

Whooooaa that suckss.... Damn

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Chaton87 0

Well, we've all had our slip ups but next time you better zip that mouth shut when you know you want to sat somthing.

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ththebulldog12 0

ok, if the girl's dad is your cousin, then that whole situation can be straightened out in a few seconds

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Jali_Malcolm 0

This is hilarious. Anyone that's not a ******* retard would know you weren't serious.

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unknownanonimity 0

your cousin or your dad or her dad...what?...im confused question mark

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toshi_7 0

HAHHAHA! i can totally see myself saying something stupid like that

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princesspinky 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that a-bout says it all.

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lol_seriously 0

That is ******* hilarious. I take it he didn't appreciate your sense of humour.

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kat0ria 0

Ew why would you say that in front of a five year old? That's disgusting.

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