Kids: You what now?

You what now?

By tryena - 28/02/2009 10:59 - United States

Today, I babysat a five year-old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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By babybreath - 03/06/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my baby cousin. I was lying on my back playing with her, while holding her up in the air. As I was doing that, I made cooing noises and funny faces to get her to laugh. She laughed and threw up in my mouth. FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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By Embarressed... - 04/08/2010 10:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2012 12:09 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML

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Nice of her

By Bill - 06/12/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML

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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

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By dman92 - 09/04/2017 14:24

Today, while babysitting, the power went off. My little cousin pointed into the dark kitchen behind me and asked, "Who's that man standing there?" FML

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Saturday 28 February 2009 20:23

Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.

Melody_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 20:21

#5 she had just gotten there. dont parents normally wait till the baby sitter is there BEFORE they leave?

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Lexiijayy 0

Friday 13 March 2009 14:42

Whooooaa that suckss.... Damn

Chaton87 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 10:53

Well, we've all had our slip ups but next time you better zip that mouth shut when you know you want to sat somthing.

ththebulldog12 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:46

ok, if the girl's dad is your cousin, then that whole situation can be straightened out in a few seconds

Jali_Malcolm 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:51

This is hilarious. Anyone that's not a ******* retard would know you weren't serious.

unknownanonimity 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 0:12

your cousin or your dad or her dad...what?...im confused question mark

toshi_7 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:45

HAHHAHA! i can totally see myself saying something stupid like that

Sakeyaki 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:47

...Good job.

princesspinky 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:49

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that a-bout says it all.

lol_seriously 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 23:33

That is ******* hilarious. I take it he didn't appreciate your sense of humour.

kat0ria 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 19:21

Ew why would you say that in front of a five year old? That's disgusting.

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