Your future, our clutter

By pwib - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Napa

Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied by the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML
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deviable 9

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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notsorandomguy 18

Hey, don't worry. Maybe you'll get burned by the oil from the chips and then have a life-changing enlightenment, which will push you to get into Harvard and become a billionaire. Then again... Maybe not.

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kickassblackbelt 0

Keep your head up. I know it's tough but I have a friend that's going through the same thing. College and life are what you make of them. Just because you go to an amazing school doesn't mean that you will necessarily go somewhere in life and vice versa. Good luck!!!!!!!

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XtraEzeee 8

What kind of prestigious McDonald's have you been hanging at?

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XtraEzeee 8

What kind of prestigious McDonald's have you been hanging at?

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GoldenGrizzly 7

When the arches are truly made of gold.

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forgotmyabcs 1

Well, OP, it seems you have a problem. Maybe your ACT wasn't high enough? Try retaking it.

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Zestus 19

Haha same here bro; getting denied all over the place

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perdix 29

Here's a tip: the second you meet your interviewer, say: "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun." in less than 5 seconds, all you'll get the job automatically. Good luck ;)

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Principessa101 20

There is no shame in being a fry cook-look at Spongebob!

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Awsumuzzie 12

60, but he can pay his bills (hasn't been evicted yet) and is very happy.

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GoldenGrizzly 7

Wrong. Spongebob loves to cook. He followed his passions and does not let other people tell him how to act, dress or be. He can play guitar, was in a band, is an artist, a friend to bubbles. On weekends he takes part in the Jellyfishing club. He is always smiling, always happy. He has people who love him despite his strangeness and he is able to pay his bills and still have money left over to do what he likes. Patrick is special needs, but Spongebob still cares for him. Squidworth is a jealous, talentless jerk who thinks he is better than everyone else. Would you rather be friends with Sandy and Patrick, who honestly care for you, or be loved by your rude, mean, vain neighbor?

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shizzathon 5

Your mom is just looking out for you. Maybe get some type of a low commitment job like that while you re-evaluate your future. Incidentally, I worked in a LeOnies part time for two years its a good, fun place to work.

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shizzathon 5

Wtf, damn-predictive text on my phone. I meant McDonalds, not LeOnies, whatever the hell that is!

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ididntdoit1980 8

In the famous words of Michael Kelso from That 70's Show "BURN!"

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M3NT5HUN 0

I work at mc Donalds, one thing you gotta know is that you'll always be busy and never look at hamburgers the same

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