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Show it anywayParents are terrible these days!!
Your dad is a ******* retarded...
What's with these FMLs about dads harming children "for a laugh"?
I think troll dads are funny but this is way out of line
how american
How Mustafarian.
48: from what I gather the dad didn't deliberately push the OP into the fire "for a laugh" but rather going for a joking scare. The OP slipped, causing the fall. Yes, it's the dads fault and fyl BUT I think it's unfair to say the dad deliberately harmed his child.
71, The dad shouldn't have pushed his child towards the fire in the first place. He should have thought of what could happen beforehand to avoid an accident like this one.
Yes I agree with you. The dad was a dumbass and didn't think his "joke" through and its all his fault but like I said. I don't believe the dad set out to deliberately hurt the child. I.e no malicious intent. I was just rebutting that statement, not the dad's guiltiness.
Is your dad Peter Griffin?
retarded is a past participle,isnt it ??
call the state and request new parents
Why is everybody so sue happy? It's an accident.
You should jokingly push him in a frozen lake...
Dispose of him in a retirement home
Hit him and say it was an accident.
Ice???
Make him pay for plastic surgery..
Holy moly! I hope they aren't to big, OP. ): But you can make up some herioc story to use on the ladies!
Touché Bitchslapped22, touché.
hahaha hey baby look at this scar. I got it from saving a boy from a burning building. yeah it was intense but he made it alive yeah.....so you wanna ****?
Would have been funnier if he shouted 'burn baby burn' when he pushed you
That is probably one of the worst things I've ever read, but that was hilarious!
Your father is a douchebag... Still, is anyone else reminded of Darth Vader? Even though the dad did the pushing and the son got burned and whatnot... FORCE CHOKE YOUR DAD TO DEATH.
NO, Have an epic fight on mustafar, watch himself be foiled by his own petard, watch him burn to half to death, destroy his precious Death Star, fight him on the second Death Star, watch him kill himself while killing the emperor, watch him die, take his dead body and burn him again, and smile while he becomes a Force ghost with Obi-Wan and Yoda. All is good...
Or just hit him with the burned Christmas tree.
Why are all your comments so stupid?
Cut him?? Sounds like somebody's an emo....
For a laugh, push him in front of a train.
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You should jokingly push him in a frozen lake...
Make him pay for plastic surgery..