By MahSquito - 06/02/2012 02:14 - United States

Today, a train hit me. A slow mini-train full of kindergartners who were on a tour of the museum I was visiting. FML
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doodfunnyguy 0

Damn people that can't react to a slow moving train.

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tennisrapper1 14

WHAT AN ODDLY CLUSTERED... TRAIN SCHEDULE!

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TransitionCovert 6

*If you look very closely, you can see the train is fake*

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GovernorGeneral 8

Haha dw OP. im slow too. Infact the other day my brother accidently threw a ball which hit a glass which landed on me and slowly fell to the ground. And i just stared at it as it fell and broke.

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Jonkbaby 22

did you take the basterfs out, kill bill style

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ciscmowe 5

How is this an FML? It wasn't a real train

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chlorinegreen 27

I thought those trains sang music or had a bell or horn. I think you just made the train conductors day OP.

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SupahAsian 4

Gotta keep my eyes open... damn trains could swoop down at anytime.

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shanemaximo 7

Was Denzel Washington trying to stop it?

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tehslack 5

And it was most likely your fault.

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cradle6 13

I disagree. Trains move in such unpredictable ways, who knows the path they'll travel???

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tehslack 5

Perhaps you are right, good sir.

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pdp_fml 21

Were you so engrossed in the exhibits that you couldn't hear the mini train coming?

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CockAsian 14

Well if it were a real train, OP would be in a million little pieces and wouldn't have posted this here FML.

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BlueHue 0

I believe (and hope) there is FMyLife in heaven...

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bizarre_ftw 21

Hey no need to be embarrassed, kindergarteners are mean! Always telling, stealing crayons, rhyming your name with banana! *shudders* you're lucky you got out of there alive

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

And finger painting.. Oh god the FINGER PAINTING!

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ALpein 0

And they constantly tease those poor pedophiles..!

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reallytho3 11

MY LEG!!! (spongebob guy)

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DalPozzo13 10

It's not like it's hard to miss, blame yourself there

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jtthegr8 26

Damn kids... Still, its hard to miss a train, the little ones they have for children are pretty damn visible... And easy to hear

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lifeguardd 0

I like your picture hahah. I have nothing against homosexuals though.

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