Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
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zingline89 18

Guess your boyfriend's not as Charmin as you thought

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_BradyBunch_ 7

I just realized that perhaps she doesn't live with her boyfriend. In that case, maybe you can just have some with you when you go to his house :)

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MagicallyFat 12

How Charmin… but all jokes aside that's too gross

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HannahMarshall 6

What brand causes extreme vaginal swelling and itching?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

18 I see what you did there. And I did not like It one bit!

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ryry013 6

The comments on this FML are so bad...

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MagicallyFat 12

Oh well I tried. I found it to be quite punny and funny. (is punny a word)

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Link5794 18

That's Scott to be uncomfortable.

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ugottabkidn 0

Im also allergic to certain types of tp, they use harsh chemicals to make the tp dissolve better in the drain. Its not only the cheap stuff either. Try white cloud tp from walmart. Its hypo allergenic!

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MelTheGreat 23

That's probably just your itchy ******, too.

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ohxdamnxkay02 12

OP, are you sure you didnt confuse Clorox wipes for being the toilet paper? lol

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ryry013 6

I didn't mean comments in reply to this comment, specifically I meant comments 2-5, because while I was here half of them were hidden from having above -10 votes. People seem to have changed their mind and now like them. Sorry for confusion

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kitten_mittens5 8

Probably gardinella. Toilet paper isn't going to make your ****** stink unless its dirty and used. Nice try ya dirty bitch.

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

"Or a stinky ******" what? Finish your goddamn sentence/question. I hate sentence fragments. -_-

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kushsmokee 0

Lol someone needs to scrub the shit outa that stinky pussy

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dcg1375 7

When what??? The suspense is killing me....

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The_Troller 14

78- You accidentally the rest of

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The_Troller 14

102, you ruined the

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CockAsian 14

Why must you guys always

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KeyboardWarrior 10

And threw it across a fence because there is NO way I'm getting hit in the knee again. Surgery bills are getting expensive.

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TunechiXXL 0

If only all the women could use toilet paper as an excuse, the world would be a better place

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coNsperAZI 4

Lol 101 thats right. She knows that this itch came from those five guys in the parking lot.

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TunechiXXL 0

175 - 5 is the magical number, if it was 4 no irritation, but 5........... : /

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zingline89 18

Guess your boyfriend's not as Charmin as you thought

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silentbutfunny 0

I see what you did there... I dislike those commercials, they try to make the whole whiping your ass proccess cute

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Awsumuzzie 12

33, you're the laziest troll I've met by far.

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KevLar33 4

Oh Scott is letting you down.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Primary use; toilet paper. Secondary use; pain removal/smoothing rough wooden surfaces.

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silentbutfunny 0

Unless you buy the good tp, and to that, i say the extra $ is worth it.

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groupleader 7

C'mere, I'll take care of that itch for ya...

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KiddNYC1O 20

In top 5 creepiest FML comments.

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downtime 12

Innuendo only really works when what you're saying makes sense...

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muffinXmonster 12

What the hell is he using? Angel Soft?

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Teyros 24

Judging from the thumbs down I guess not lol

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