Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
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zingline89 18

Guess your boyfriend's not as Charmin as you thought

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KVKdragon 26

This is why generic/bargain products, copying popular brands, aren't always the best to buy. It could have some unknown drawback that isn't present with the real-deal popular brands.

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downtime 12

But then so could the original. Something being a name brand doesn't necessarily make it a safe product.

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kateRAWR 4

To be hounest no one cares about what type of tolet paper they use only if you get what OP got

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Shleebs 12

At least it wasn't brought on by your boyfriend's inability to be in a monogamous relationship.

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Andr913 13

66-Don't we all, don't we all. Anyway, OP, tell your boyfriend to get a different brand, and if he's so cheap he refuses, I suggest you make his life hell until he gets some normal TP. I suggest putting plastic wrap on the toilet.

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wes04ram1500 6

You are aware sand paper and toilet paper are commonly confused these days.

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Vulpes21 6

@34, lol are you and your friends keeping the mexicans out of texas or are you regular hicks?

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MissHayleyJames 7

Mudflap always says, you're never too poor to buy good toilet paper and I have to say I agree. Cheap toilet paper sucks. If any of you know who Mudflap is, awesome. If you don't, you should.

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toenibbler 14

Seems like it might be a good idea to change toilet paper.

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perdix 29

Now I understand why Mr. Whipple was always mustache-deep in top-shelf pussy. He was the pimp with the good TP ;)

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Awsumuzzie 12

Oh, no you didn't... Thanks, now we sit and wait for you to be chewed alive.

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Icejza_DaChilla 7

Tell your boyfriend to not be so cheap.

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loserman67 35

What is the brand name? Chlamydia paper? Maybe you need to talk to your boyfriend about his cheap ******, not his cheap toilet paper.

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downtime 12

If you're going to comment on STI's you might want to mention one whose common symptoms include vaginal itchyness.

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