Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
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zingline89 18

Guess your boyfriend's not as Charmin as you thought

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daisyismydog 3

^last time i checked toiled paper isn't hard enough to scratch the paint off a cat

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daisyismydog 3

Dang.. This was supposed to go to another commenter.. And i meant car.. Not cat hahaha

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False_Stupidity 41

Thanks for clearing that up, I was just trying to picture a painted pussy and why anyone would want to scratch the paint off...

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odexy 12

Uh, what? Unless it's scented toilet paper I really don't know how on earth you would get itchy and swollen...

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False_Stupidity 41

Might be the cheap-arse chemicals they treated it with.

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anniekins 6

No one deserves such harm from toilet paper.

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melrose90210 10

At least that's all it is... Could have been Crabs.

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jmoreno 4

ThAt sounds like a std more than cheap toilet paper

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firemedic919 0

vagisil say it with me and yea blame the toilet paper ;-)

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unixdude 9

Well, that will teach you to skip "ass to ******" next time you get frisky.

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OfficeNinja 5

Like I ALWAYS say - there are things you can cheap out on, but toilet paper is NOT one of those things.

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geod69 8

Better to be the Tp then the std

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