Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
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zingline89 18

Guess your boyfriend's not as Charmin as you thought

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abbasgirl 3

You wouldn't get that kind of a reaction from toilet paper. I think you should go see your doctor.

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isis_morrigan 18

Actually you can get this reaction, when the hospital I worked for changed to an even cheaper tp, my whole department of nurses all had this problem, and yes we checked with one of the doctors. We began bringing our own tp, and problem solved.

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snlaurenbb 3

Your boyfriend is telling you that the toilet paper is what made your ****** itchy and swollen. I'm sorry but it sounds like he cheated and is lying to cover it up. I would get that checked if I were you.

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mynameissaumya 0

Isn't bad toilet paper is better than no toilet paper?

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huntsam13 0

Apparently not in this situation

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Isn't bad grammar is better than no grammar?

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mosquito19 14

i didn't know cheap toilet paper can give you crabs

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immaMonsta 8

I don't think toilet paper would give you that kind of reaction...maybe you should think about getting tested. Unless you're just super duper sensitive down there.

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magnusb1 1

Let me guess, and now he refuses to switch brand because of your agony?

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magnusb1 1

That's what you get for being a pussy!

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goodgood_fml 5

I'm super sensitive down there and I have used paper towels and have never been irritated. I agree with users who are saying to go get it looked at. Especially if you have discharge too. It could be just vaginitis but it's best to be safe than sorry. You could have chlamydia. So go let the obgyn have a look.

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isis_morrigan 18

People, it's entirely possible to have this reaction to tp. When the hospital I worked for changed to an even cheaper tp, all of the females experienced this, and yes we checked with one of the doctors, although we were pretty sure all of our husbands and boyfriends weren't cheating, and what a coincidence for 20 of us to simultaneously develop vaginitis. We began bringing our own tp, and problem solved.

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CRC_101 31

I appreciate that you've said this twice.

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Zoe_Kate 4

Ohhh sweetheart I think your boyfriend gave you a little more than cheap toilet paper! Get yourself down to the clinic asap!

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