Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML
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zingline89 18

Guess your boyfriend's not as Charmin as you thought

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Comments

SamCat 21

wow, you must be really sensitive down south. when I'm broke, I use tp from the dollar store and nothing like that has ever happened.

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Ghizmo 1

Cheap paper? Never met a woman who complained about itching after using bargain paper. Perhaps you're having another breakout.

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bugmenotmofo 34

Aaaaand... another person who doesn't grasp the difference between "******" and "vulva". (Hint: one is a hole. The other is not.)

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DjeePee 24

...but maybe her ****** is itching and swelling... Ugh, the horror.

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Awsumuzzie 12

Well, a cheater ends up cheap. You can't spend money on all these women and then expect to still have money for good toilet paper.

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XvIZACKIvX 0

****** nasty don't touch it it also is stinky toilet paper is an excuse!

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Helluurrr 9

That's your opinion, but to others, there's nothing "nasty" about one...

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isis_morrigan 18

Wow, if you can't actually speak English, please don't attempt to add your comment.

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AK10bears 0

I call B.S. Really!??! It's your boy friend falt?

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Sumo69 9

Maybe your boyfriend got a garbage dick. No you're right it must be the toilet paper.

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BlackCloudedSldr 5

Your vaginal problems dost not interest me woman. Keep your pussy... erm... Puss filled vaginal stories to yourself.

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downtime 12

Why? If it has been identified as an allergic response theres really no need for an STI screening. You should be getting screened regularly just for your own health and the health of those you sleep with.

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