Precaution
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Show it anywayTooday, I was bonned by my bf and he come in my butt so I will have a babby I mean wtf fml
talk about eggs I. the ass
29 was trying to be clever and failed.
obviously I frgot that it was No Sarcasm / Mockig Day today.
Cone on guys, I was making fun of the bitch in the FML! Wasn't it obvious? Deadbeat asswipes.
Cone on guys, I was making fun of the bitch in the FML! Wasn't it obvious? Deadbeat asswipes.
Come* and ******* doubleposts.
Hahaha reading these comments make me laugh.
112 Do politicians come from anal pregnancies?
what u can get pragnent from anal sex? LOL
#52...xkcd win!
she's an idiot just like #6
119- winnn(:
lol 196 I was wondering the same thing!
^ this.
You do realize how many zero are there
@300: "You're". OT: I'd reconsider the girl's status as your girlfriend. Unless she was confused from having an anal ****** ;)
no your not. i was thinking the same thing
You fail. Simple as that. And if you're going to attempt to insult someone else, make sure you can actually spell first.
oMG YOU LIKE XKCD TOO??
He's stupid for using a condom for anal
Sj100511 - Bacteria/germs etc
Doesn't matter, had sex?!
Doesn't matter, had sex??
Ydi for having a stupid girlfriend. Dump her and find someone with an IQ higher than, say, 3.
BUHTSECKS!!!
so true
My guess is that this FML was made up by a bored high-schoolkid. Come on, you can't be that stupid. Can you?
Actually, some people can be that stupid. I know a few:(
Actually, the lowest IQ is 80 :P
Actually, 167, you're not even close. I'm not sure WHERE you got the notion that 80 is the lowest IQ, but that makes absolutely no sense. You'd be correct to say that around 75% of IQs fall between 80 and 120, but 80 is NOT the absolute lowest score. In fact, IQs of less than 70 are considered to indicate mental retardation, with 50-70 indicating mild mental retardation, 35-50 as moderate, 20-35 as severe, and less than 20 as profound mental retardation. You might want to think before you write things...
you'd be surprised at how dumb people can they have no common sense
billz made me lol
#220 that's ******* hilarious!! I almost died laughing!!! hahaha! nobody correct me and say "you can't die laughing."
249 you can't die laughing.
you mean negative 103
Haha, quality effort
Hahaha wtf
probably not the poo would ruin them
Looks like she's -puts on glasses- the butt of the joke.
Or that she got -puts on sunglasses- shitty sex ed. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
likewise
hahaha made my ******* day !
hahaha
bahahahhahaa im the OP and this is worth replying to hahahaha win.
^win
he is all fails
OP your girlfriend sounds like an ass
Perdix strikes again.
254 so did your dads condom.
is she blond?
your a hot blonde
nope it's the hair color, if u were really smart u'd have a 4.0.
if you really think hair color makes people stupid your an idiot...
79 just got her -puts on sunglasses- ass handed to her. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
haha wow you really think I care what that dumbass says???
Ha you live in ''the nederlands'' ?
Ha you live in ''the nederlands'' ?
I think, 96, that maybe you should go back to the kitchen where you belong and start making some sandwiches. I'm not sexist but, a girl like you shouldn't be on the Internet.
way to get offended ppl
#13 obviously meant it as a joke. move on. jeez.
#206 google it if you're curious enough.
I got creative to my response to any ex's that even thought to ask me for anal. Sure I'll try it...IF I do you first with a strap on, if you like it then we can try it! But mines just as small & virginized as theirs! That usually grossed them out to shut the f**k up!
3.5 is not that good to prove that you are smart...
Mabey it was her first time?
Anal is tough for a first time... I highly doubt she's a virgin. So she's just stupid.
she's just looking for a way to slap you hahaha
that's hot
Keywords
You're going to have shitty kids.
wow. that sucks. she's stupid.