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fyl she's got issues
maybe your behavior has been suspicious lately...
talk about insecure..
You should shove it into her face and say, "I won't cheat if you can suck it good."
- "Let me smell your penis" - "What?" - "Your penis. let me smell it." - "What?" - "Are you deff? Let me smell your penis!" - "What?"
;)
42 go back to playing minecraft. That was such a dumb ******* comment. And OP, I assume you haven't been cheating on your girl but in light of recent events I suggest you begin cheating without the use of a condom. It's better that way regardless. now, enjoy the rest of your short lived relationship. I'm not saying "short lived" because either one of you will be ending it soon, I'm saying it because I have a strong feeling that this crazy bitch is going to poison your lemon-lime Gatorade with antifreeze within the next 60 days. CALLING IT!!!
76, chill the **** out. That comment was hilarious.
At first I thought "WTF?? What is deff?" Then I realized I am slow…
ehh it was kinda funny, not hilarious though. I chuckled a bit :3
ask her to lick it and taste for latex instead
"Can I smell yo dick?! Don't play me like a fool, 'cause that ain't cool, so what you need to do is let me smell yo dick!!" No one's heard that song?? Smell Yo Dick by Riskay..
or ..."can you say that into the microphone please?"
yes I have, but I know her personally cause she lives in Bartow Fl, Polk County... and everybody knows everyone in Polk County
HAHAHA!!
there is literally nothing funny about it, its not a joke, there's no punchline, its just someone saying let me smell your dick... glad you arent a TV producer so that show will stay off the air
you should in equality ask if you can sniff her pungent pussy for rotten fish aromas ?
exactly what I was thinking!
wow just.. wow
bahahahahahaaha win!!
I assuming OP cheated on her before. That would cause this behavior.
151 Haha
what a moron.
at least it didn't smell like rank pussy
Reminds me of a Tosh.0 Smell yo Dick....
No you meant smee
Shove it in her mouth the next time she tries
ha, why would u smell a penis? just say u were trying to be a magician and blow up a balloon with your penis, if she sniffs it I bet she'll believe that. XD
Not "xD"... That's not even remotely laughable.....
Dicks can't queef, how the **** would you blow up a balloon?
"magically"
Can she smell paranoia tho?
She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!
what if she catches up.?! lol
sorry man, I'm 30 and I go to your girlfriends gym.
hahahahahahaha
If she catches up you could try the old, "LOOK BEHIND YOU" and run away when she turns around, trick.
it doesnt work on everyone u noe.
I'm sure after smelling his sweaty balls and he takes off running he's gonna sweat more. In return he will keep smelling worse so he's basically ****** unless he runs to a wishing well and washes off! Really tho, I can't beleive she wanted to smell your shit like that op. fyl
haha very funny!
know*
what if ur boxers were made out of latex?!
really 112? it's not like you didn't know what she meant? if you have not noticed the "e" and "w" are right next to each other and she could have just missed the "k". are you that desperate to troll people's spelling?
Do i sense a ******* in your future?!
hahaha i like it!(:
do u have a problem ?
I think that's just her way of covering up her obsession with the smell of sweaty balls.
ewwwww
To each there own. I love seeing a woman get all sweaty and glisten w sweat. I can see her liking the smell, but wrong way to cover up her story.
disgusting bigOrca just disgusting
Raw dogging some randoms
I've heard of controlling men sniffing a woman's crotch to make sure she didn't cheat, but NEVER the other way around. Darling, get out of that relationship. NOW!
why do men smell women's crotches? does semen leave a smell?
@248: yeah, that would be a pretty damn good reason why the divorce rate is so high. however, in this case, op isn't married, and it would be better if he broke it off now instead of later when they are married. op's girl's actions are a little off the deep end. i must also mention that, while having a single trust issue is fairly normal, when everything becomes a big deal, that's a ticking time bomb. |the kid|
tell her, if shes thinkin like dat, we are history!
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She sniffed your sweaty crotch to see if you cheated? She took that chance? That's seriously psychotic. Nothing grosser than sweaty junk. Run, dude. Run before she picks up your scent! You'll never lose her once she does!
fyl she's got issues