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You deserve it for not having a penis.
how does she deserve it? if her boyfriend wanted a penis he should have found a guy.
it doesn't say a penis. it just says penis. I read it like she needs to get laid more and then they would have a better relationship.
nice Lonely Island reference xD
I thought "no ****" originated on the adult swim show The Boondocks.
My favorite song line: Big dicks in you ass is bad for your health.
Hey guys... It says OP is male. That's probably why he said penis and not ******.
96, I don't know if you can differ between the male and female astrological signs, but that one, especially since it's pink, is the female's.
30 - a 'real woman' can't have a penis? ******* hell, trans* erasure.
#30: Your idiocy is astounds me.
Shemale style?
I think he means that he hates her now and if she was a guy they could talk more easily or something
Just do what Phil did in the Hangover 2.
It was stu, fun party!
something tells me he's gay :p
^^agree lol
lol dicks to your relationship.
dammit 3 that was my idea. :( OP before you get a strap on be sure to ask your boyfriend what his size preference is!
95. I am still open to your idea of obtaining a fallice
I sense a new prono movie idea!
The technical term is penis fencing. I'm serious...
Maybe some clarification is needed... Did he mean that he's gay/bi, or was he joking, or does he want you to get into kinkier stuff in bed? Or what?
He was probley joking lmao..
He was probley joking lmao..
He was probley joking lmao..
I think it's more of a "you women are IMPOSSIBLE to figure out and are made of all sorts of crazy" thing. I dated a girl who smashed my windshield out of anger because I didn't get her anything for out __NO JOKE__ 1 year 3 month anniversary. Do couples even celebrate that? it's such an odd reason to celebrate.
she was probably on the rag
lol 64 at first I just read 3 months so I was thinking good thing it hasn't been long so you can get out of the relationship but then I realized it was 1 year and 3 months..so who knows what all else you've had to deal with from her :/
Maybe he was probably joking.
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Show it anywayFail. It's funny cause you have "head" in your na- I'm gonna stop now...
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Show it anywayyou failed
You too both need a new boyfriend.
looks like someone needs a new English teacher
looks like my English teacher needs a new boyfriend. or just a boyfriend in general.
OUCH lol
How can this not mean that he is gay (or bi)?
Because it could be his way of implying that he wishes she had more of the characteristics that men typically have. Doesn't have to be taken literally.
It's called a joke.
Then you would say "if you were a guy" or something. The joke or implication would be exactly what you suggest - I wish you had a guy-like personality. If you refer to a penis specifically then you are surely implying something sexual. He is asking for a guy's body, not a guy's personality.
or he wishes she knew his penis as well as he knows it. if the case, terrible wording!
You should definitely get one then. He's gay what a stupid thing to say.
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You deserve it for not having a penis.
Your boyfriend wants to have a sword fight.