Vaporeon?

By me. - 07/05/2012 20:38 - Canada - Orillia

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Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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bob7up 5

Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)

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redbluegreen 40

It is not very effective. OP fainted.

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2ndSucks 15

I think you have your cartoons confused.

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Don't worry, you're not the only one. I always get lady boners while playing Pokemon.

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boxbrandon11 20

Which Pokemon?

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SkoomaKi 27

Every Pokemon! Apart from Zubat. I hate those little flying *******, there's like a million in one cave.

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starbucksguy 16

Bubble, however, is a Pokemon move...though it was probably more a case of hydro pump...

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upyourzlolz 11

No hydro pumping this one. Just his Onix using Harden.

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instnt1nfction 17

Gardevoir used flash. Wild Metapod is stunned.

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flockz 19

Cloyster used spikes! metapod retracted uhhh i mean fled!

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hahafylop 4

119- You're picture almost have me a laughing induced heart attack.

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TummyYummy__ 16

This thread is the greatest nerdfest ever.

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MrSmOkEwEeD451 2

Well, I guess were actually having a conversation about pokemon. **** YEH!

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DogsPaw 16

173- we're I couldn't help it, I had to do something or else I would have been thinking of it all day.

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DarkSanster 7

I think I lost brain cells by reading this pokemón conversation...

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moneybagz131 6

I know right?! XD

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nateb1tch 1

Double foul! Not only dissing Pokemon, but also complaining that it made you harder, wow

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MrSmOkEwEeD451 2

186 - No, it's ok, it was my mistake. :)

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aisthecoolest 8

I think he thought about it more while trying to stop thinking about it, happens to me all the time. :)

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MrSmOkEwEeD451 2

235 - That happens to me the whole time!

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bob7up 5

Tell yourgirlfriend to wear a pikachu costume when your about to have sex. It may help. ;)

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unoffensivename 0

Wasn't than an FML?

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godlike1 5

I think the fml was fantasizing about a bunny chick from final fantasy

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doctorhook86 24

I'm 100% sure I saw a comment on FML just yesterday by some cute blonde woman in a pikachu costume...

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lolmigosh 15

Next time just picture your grandma naked with her gray pubes showing. that should get rid of it ;)

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ChrisG93 8

Doctorhook you are correct a girl did make a comment in a pikachu costume or hoodie. Pretty interesting coincidence. Lol

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zebraface123 6

so glad I'm not a guy...at least I dont think I am

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FMMFL1992 3

Or a Nurse Joy costume

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downtime 12

77, Maybe you liked to walk around everywhere with a raging hard on but some people feel a little uncomfortable doing that...

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downtime 12

One of my fears when thinking about other things to get rid of unwanted erections was that my mind would end up associating those things with arousal and whenever I see, hear or think of them it'd happen again...

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xxkimmyt 9

You know Pikachu is sexy. ;)

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Andr913 13

One of my gay friends made a comment about Poliwag that scarred me for life. Apparently Poliwag has good lips for...yeah... He's weird.

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p3mguin 7

Misty was bangin back in the show. I don't know about that May chick. she doesn't cut it for me ;)

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CareFace 16

3- Pikachu is super sexy when Jessica Nigri dresses as her. *drools*

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MDTeddy 13

If you only know Pikachu...Pokemon is not for you.

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Dr0reos 8

167 yeah gyarados was always what did it for me. (especially the red one)

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Dr0reos 8

OP when your with your girlfriend no erection is inconvenient. Thou shalt not waste boners.

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redbluegreen 40

It is not very effective. OP fainted.

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ASSASSIN95 17

The harder you try not to think about your erection, the harder it gets.

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Inheritance 10

Try adding water, water is super effective to rock types!

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Inheritance 10

Better yet have you girlfriend help! Have her use hydro pump on your dick. Problem solved? I think so.

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SadIife 6

Giggly puff is one sexy pokemon...

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kandi_kid69 15

It's not giggly puff -__-

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Crystal55621 19

Eh, some people just don't know the names.

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MDTeddy 13

I can name practially every pokemon aside from B&W. Maybe half or less of D/P/P and almost all of R/S/E and all from the rest.

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SadIife 6

Sorry guys, my phone autocorrected me. :S

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doctorhook86 24

166 - Knowing any Pokemon after the first 150 is lame. /hipster pokémaster

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SammyS2012 21

151 Pokemon! You need to count Mew!! D:

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that_band_nerd 22

*waves cane* back in my day if you wanted a complete pokedex you had to trade to get the other two starter Pokemon!

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2ndSucks 15

Pfft. There's no such thing as an "inconvenient" erection, OP.

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2ndSucks 15

Have you heard of sarcasm?

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I don't think Sarcasm is a Pokémon.

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SkoomaKi 27

2ndSucks used Sarcasm. It's not very effective... Had to be done. *flies away*

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2ndSucks 15

That's a bit better. Please excuse my poor wording.

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HarleeMae 6

She was being sarcastic, obviously.. & this is completely off topic, but would your username happen to be referring to a song? Lol. Just wondering.

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2ndSucks 15

Yes ma'am, it is. ADTR!

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yozakura06 2

So if your in the gym locker room and everyone is walking around naked is that an ok place to have an erection o_0?

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iliketurdles 7

So, Pickachu turns you on? Or Jigglypuff? Jigglypuff is actually pretty hot.. Did I say that out loud?

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missamazinggg 12

Maybe he was picturing Missy?

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Jakesterk96 8

7- You didn't say it out loud, you just posted it on FML.

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soupisyummy 13

"jiggly puff is one fine piece of ass" Anyone seen that?

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doctorhook86 24

And goddamned if it didn't look like an erect dick, too

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starbucksguy 16

Ivysaur is evolving! Ivysaur evolved into Penisaur! Do you want to give a nickname to Penisaur?

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Jakesterk96 8

9-It was super effective!

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SweetPerfectionn 3

Your Me Gusta picture seems to go so well with your comment.

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SkoomaKi 27

Girlfriend - Do you want anything to eat? OP - Yeah some crisps would be nice Girlfriend - Ok, imma go get some *leaves room* OP - Chatizard, pikachu....! *jizzes* Girlfriend - *walks in and stares* OP - Oh god why....

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The_Hitdude 12

Geek...senses...tingling....Gah! *Charizard I'm ashamed of myself.

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SkoomaKi 27

Ahh autocorrect, it had served and humiliated me for so long... We should be proud of being nerds and geeks! We have to carry it on for generations to come! Nerds and Geeks unite!

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skullofdarkness 18

Just listen to a song "The Birds and the Bee drills"

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