By Lolaa123 - 25/09/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML
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tigerlilypop 7

Well shit, go chill with them cool parents.

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xlorawrz 9

And she's only five? Imagine the teenage years.

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tigerlilypop 7

Well shit, go chill with them cool parents.

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LiyIa_fml 8

What do 5 years olds know about 'cool parents' anyways?

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SmallyBigs 9

You'll be really cool when you tell her she has no ride to school.

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MizzErikaHart 8

They're not, sorry.

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LiyIa_fml 8

Aw, thats cruel! She could get lost or something :(

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kaykay10xo 0

I was most deffinetly one of those kids that cared about which parents my mother hungout with. It's funny now that I look back at it.

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enonymous 8

Obviously you're going to need a big bag of weed and make a peace offering to the cool parents social group. If you bring munchies they will love you too

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Joshoa123 16

Shes not aloud to be around you until she hangs out with the cool kids. it goes both ways!

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SCREAM4meeee 0

All the 'cool' parents are usually douche bags.

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Bertj 5

Lmfao! I agree xD Get your ass over to the cool parents!

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hailphire130 0

enonymous, one more comment until you have 1000. Make it special.

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iluvboobies 9

Awww, the beauty of the public school system, where they'll teach your child to be a superficial drone-member of the consumerist society with an empty soul. Yay! Congrats, OP!

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EmyB_fml 8

I bet you can't wait for her to be a teenager !

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murlocholmes 5

Wow... How did society fall apart to the point where parents are supposed to follow orders from their kids. My advice OP: I hear that a pillowcase with a few oranges doesn't leave any bruises...

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jefffluffingham 5

yeah i heard that too... you use a sock though, its easier to hold. you dont hang with cool parents? her clothes all got ruined in a tragic accident. ask her what clothes are uncool. shame, thats what she's getting.

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xdust 4

Where did she learn that? Honestly tv teaches kids the weirdest stuff.

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xdust 4

Probably. I know I always thought my parents were the cool parents. I still do.

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LiyIa_fml 8

Same, my parents are amazing. I had my dad walk me into class each morning until elem. School ended.... Middle school wouldn't allow my dad to come with me :( lol

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lcau322 0

shit man life teaches that dude maybe it shouldnt to a 5 year old

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Enslaved 36

I was so embarrassed of my dad growing up because he would always blast classical music on the radio on my way to school. Now, I love it. Wolfgang kicks ass!(:

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Abdul888 16

When I was a kid, I believed my father was the strongest and richest of all fathers!

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MizzErikaHart 8

Maybe you should hang with the cool parents then.

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kings1fan 6

If you can't hang you can't hang!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

It would be useless trying to fit in with some of those retarded parents these days. I have a feeling they have more of a need to be attending school than the children themselves.

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Senior29 8

uh huh, if they were that cool, then y r they always at a kids school?

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christyxbee 15

OLooks like 54 needs to go back to school himself ;)

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xlorawrz 9

And she's only five? Imagine the teenage years.

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slushpup9696 12

When she's fifteen, you'll have to be 150 miles away! And in 131,999,995 years, you will be on the moon.

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Spaghetti7 5

Please tell me you didn't just work that out.

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psykokandy 3

There are cool and uncool PARENTS? At 5?! And why do i have a feeling the cool parents are asses?

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KennyMcCrmick322 0

Ops kid: mom ur not cool op: aww :(( Ops kid: yeh, the cool moms have big, frizzy hair, and pretty jeans that go up to there tummies, and there big and squishy like a giant stuffed Teddy bear Op: >:))

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RetardedChipmunk 7

Her attitude now and later could be completely different...

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DKjazz 20

Buy her and her friends some alcohol. Apparently that's what cool mean.

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RabidBunny 10

Superficial at 5? That's not good.

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oSwag 0

Having the latest designer Pampers is the IN thing. Gosh, amateurs.

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kyliebear 15

If you're allowing her to tell you what you can do and can't do at the age of 5, that's ****** up. When you walk her in to school, show the bitch and hold her hand & kiss her goodbye!

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Glockinator 2

Kindergarten is a tough and defining year

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