Or start shaking?

HA!

She'll be surprised to learn that not everyone has a "tail".

Well, considering she's a girl I'm sure she knows that already.

agree with #2- better than the real word.

#31 she's only two there's no reasoning or common sense yet, she might not understand that only guys have a "tail"

Actually, whether or not a two year old has developed some common sense and reasoning has a lot to do with what their parents have taught them. I'm not saying they have fully developed skills but parents can help them develop skills and common sense at a young age.

#31 I hate saying this but some girls have "tails" too. PONYtails. :)

I can see it now. She's at preschool and spots a little boy and shouts "tail" and he says, "Get away, you broke yours off."

118 your comment made me snort.

This reminds me of the kid from kindergarten cop with arnold Schwarzenegger; "Boys have a penis and girls have a ******." I'm sure the novelty will wear off soon enough OP.

… or the swear word

I don't know, a little girl running around pointing at everyone's crotch yelling "Penis!", sounds ******* adorable. Makes me chuckle just thinking about it.

I meant "Dick".

"it's called a ****"- Andy, previous FML

Yeah, I knew what you meant. I'd prefer to think since she's so young and innocent, she wouldn't talk like a dirty stripper. That cuteness would go away pretty fast if she was yelling "Dick" instead.

With free disturbing flashbacks and many more "oh god why" moments

A good story for her 21st

i dont think the average person remembers being a toddler unless shes a prodigy

There are certain incidents I remember very well when I was a toddler. I am not a Prodigy, just average intelligence. But I do have a very good memory.

I'm sure it wasn't that hard.

she might be shooting blanks when trying to explain

10 years later... OP : I'll flip a coin, heads or tails ? OP's Daughter : Ewww mom Boyfriend: Hey wanna see this *flashes* my dick ! OP's Daughter : Ffs this always happens, It's a TAIL people, a TAIL

I am laughing so hard at how bad this comment is

Wait what this makes no sense at all.

Why would OP's daughters boyfriend show OP and her daughter his dick? Is there a mother daughter love triangle!? Where is OP's husband!? Did he die in WW3 and leave behind a devastated family!? Is OP really the mom of this child!? What is going on!? I'M SO ******* CONFUSED!

Not to mention why is it only 10 years later? That would make the daughter 12

Maybe the door didn't have a lock?

Why would you lock the door in your own home to change clothes, when it's just u and your wife & kid that's home?

I really don't understand what is the problem of seeing a parent naked at that age. Sure it can get awkward when you're older but for example, when I was a kid we used to go naked in the sauna, the whole family together. If you don't make such big deal about it, she probably wouldn't even care over the fact that he has a "tail" between his legs.

I don't think the whole family naked together even at a young age is appropriate.. just saying..

how is it inappropriate? when i was little i would follow my dad into the shower because i was fascinated by what he had that i didnt. he always used the word 'privates' and i understood what that meant, but it wasnt shamed. my mom would walk around naked too. its the human body, people!!

That wold go over well in Pre-K. "Daddy lets me shower with him." We had a child say that in the daycare I went to. They found it a little alarming and awkward. e.o But with the way people are with guys and kids, I guess it's just automatically cause for concern in people's eyes.

Apology accepted.

Pin the tail on the donkey is going to be so awkward...