By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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destr0yer 7

maybe he doesnt like you.

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destr0yer 7

maybe he doesnt like you.

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Screwie 25

Whoever comes with such excuse to break up without even bothering to know if said person is alive, is not worth it in any way possible.

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rawrlily 0

Obvious much? BTW, what happened to good first comments? At least "OMGOMG FIRTS!!!!1!!11!" is amusing.

alpinestarsss 0

I'm sure he knew the mother was dead if they were dating. let's use some common sense here.

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Keyman1212 14

Maybe OP's boyfriend is ****** in the head. Or... He wants to "see" other people. And by "see" I mean have sex with.

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KingGeorgeGal 12

You deserve better if he can't even tell you the real reason he wants to break up with you.

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yummycupkake 0

maybe it's in his conscious?? hmm

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mohammedrun 3

ya its kinda pretty obvious he soes not like her -_-

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lajaynay 15

Maybe her previous ex posted on his wall and told him that she gave bad blow jobs but he didn't want to use that as the reason he's ditching her.

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seanders 10

I'd rather bad ******** than no ********. As long as the sex is fine.

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lajaynay 15

Awkward... I'm definitely in a mind-set where I assume most FMLs involve straight people.

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nahgemsoohc 0

I'm sorry!!:( but it sucks that your boyfriend doesn't even know that your mum isn't alive!

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chaps93 6

Maybe OP turned him straight... OP's mother wouldn't like her son dating a straight guy.

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blanquito 1

keymans comments always annoy me..

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Darklord53 0

maybe.... I should rethink what my first comment on this should be... I hate being banned from FML.

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viper2426 0

well that would suck!..

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sylverdrag_fml 9

Or maybe he mixed you up with one of his other "girls".

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2ndSucks 15

106 I'm fairly certain the boyfriend was aware that op's mom isn't alive. It just sounds like a half ass reason to break up. And to op, he sounds like a dick, you can do better.

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zendaddy0 0

she haunted his house who's parents wouldn't

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Keyman1212 14

163- Don't like 'em, don't read 'em. It's a free country mother ******.

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gmc_blossom 21

209- I agree with you.

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thepicoeater 1

has anyone else realized a great increase of posts EXACTLY like this?

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HailsMM 0

thank you for that unneeded observation

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nahgemoohc 17

OP- next time you have a wound, ask him to rub salt into it, since he's so good at that

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randiZ25 0

he's already there

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gravy_jones 0

or she was bitch who really does hate him. can't blame him for not wanting to deal with a bitch potential mother-in-law.

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tsume24 3

63, try reading the whole FML next time...

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hagenmat000 0

Must be that ******* meatloaf again. I blame grandpa

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nilin95 1

Ghosts are real there's one in my room with me right now help.

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quade25 0

that would suck he's going crazy let him go

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franceypants 0

is he religious? maybe he can talk to her in heaven

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ConstructorTF2 0

sorry to burst your bubble but heaven isn't real

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j_cat187 19

if religion was real we would all burn in hell cuz we take *****.

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iSurf_fml 8

129- Can we not set aside differences and just make fun of each other for who we are and not what we are?

6 1
auroracc99 0

Actually we don't no if it is or isn't real.

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mccracka33_fml 0

just ask Morgan freeman. he knows all about that

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Darklord53 0

How to kill Chuck Norris...

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tahvoh 3

hahaha! i didnt know people still said "durr"

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lilmisslovely13 15

well, he's an idiot. if he doesn't know that about you then he obviously doesn't care. BETTER OFF W/O HIM!!!!!!!!

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cynide 13

hes just being a douche bag, your worth more than that, forget him ;)

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