By Slayer - 09/10/2011 23:28 - Canada

Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
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glutgyoogle 6

Well at least you were nice and CHILL

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Comments

tellithowitis 13

You set yourself up for disaster my friend.

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beetboxboy 9

Thats cold man....

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brittney4598 0

I wonder if she helped him dry his pants.

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scrapmetal58 9

I think the bigger fail is the lame "Hey baby" line.

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mk58 31

No. Not at all a "lol" situation.

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DerekBlaskie 6

Why was 1 voted down so much for real? It was indeed a major fail..

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shae_butter 0

My words exactly baby

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DrewsFML 8

72 - because FML'ers expect comments to be funny or add something to the conversation.

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gigglemafia 0

Im not afraid to say it I like turtles just because they are awesome and they are like hey I'm a turtle and I'm gonna swim around and they eat little fishies and they are proud of it

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whitesox365 0

Youre pants were gonna get wet sooner or later...

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enonymous 8

True Fact: Guy was not happy you chose to flirt with her and not him.

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thethatoneguy_21 4

Since when was there a criteria for fml comments? This post is just straight to the point. This post is a fail, although whether it's the pick up line he used or the splashing of water on his pants, i'm still deciding

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dre_bro11 12

144, there is a criteria, and although mostly not official, the FML community (mostly) knows what it is. It's sort of like 'instinct' to put it into clearer words. It doesn't have to be taught to you, because if you're all there, you should already know it.

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kevsnev 7

Girl, did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

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kevsnev 7

Girl, did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

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kevsnev 7

Girl, did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

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kevsnev 7

Girl, did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

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Youdrongo 0

I'm seeing double. No, triple. Wait...quadruple. I need to lay off the shrooms.

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Jovecove 13

125 - You are definitely not a 'gangsta bieber'... More like ****** bieber, which is like fag x 2 = fag ******.

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bagginzy 14

YDI for the "Hey baby" line, you just met her, that's just creepy

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colecola12 0

Number 1, i wanna **** you so hard. Nice pic

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twofirstnames 12

I don't see how you can assume she's takin from OP getting water spilled on his lap.

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d_dubz86 1

I loathe cockblockers -__-

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AmericanGal21 11

I meant that the guy who spilled the water obviously didn't want OP flirting with her. It's called a joke people. Calm down.

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MrBoredGuy 1

Yep, still stupid

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RaquelRox2299 0

Screw them! Keep going with the flirting!!

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twofirstnames 12

Yea cause having a giant wet stain on your pants is attractive haha(:

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My_Nightmare 19

That really doesn't apply to this situation. . .

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chronick89 5

I thought i was the only one But Ontario is full of twats

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My_Nightmare 19

That's not really significant to this FML. . .

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My_Nightmare 19

That isn't really relevant to this FML. If OP had gotten punched in the sac then that would be a different story.

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goobergirlie 5

My nightmare: Stfu. You've posted your thing like four times. Stop.

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goobergirlie 5

Right, like that will change the fact that it's not worth saying in the first place.

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whitesox365 0

Dear MyNightmare, Nobody gives a shit. Nobody gives a shit. I say it twice because nobody gives two *****.

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MuchDance90s 0

Vastly more entertaining than the FML

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My_Nightmare 19

Thaaaat's not really relevant in this situation. . .

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xlord 27

I don't know what you did but you better be sorry!!!!

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Froggirl14 0

Sorry for him I didn't do it

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XxREXxX 0

make the waitress lick it off ;)

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threer 30

He can't MAKE her do anything.

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glutgyoogle 6

Well at least you were nice and CHILL

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ceilingfans 1

I don't see why that guy gave him the COLD shoulder.

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brittney4598 0

I wonder if he was nervous and FROZE up?

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Fruit_Dealer 9

I just got hypothermia from these comments.

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mitri_fml 3

C-cc-cccommm *pauses for a second* dammit someone beat me to it. Goodbye cruel world *drives off a cliff*

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dickydickman 0

I like the feeling of ice water on my balls...

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