Not a morning person
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Why do people always assume you're trying to mock them? Lol don't ask her how she slept anymore?
Well, loads of people can't go without their regular caffeine intake in the morning. I know my hands start trembling if I don't have my hot brew in the morning. It's really bad though.
Nice of you to ask her, and I honestly don't see how to take that question a bad way. She obviously saw one.
Wait until she's on her period and hide all the cigarettes and caffeine. It'll be really fun, I promise.
This brought back the " hell no! Hold my poodle" scene from white chicks for some reason
Yep, I'm sure everyone hurls heavy objects at other peoples' heads when they have no morning coffee or smokes. Nuts to that O.P , RUN FOR THE HILLS BRO
Imagine this girl on PMS and without coffee
she must be a Taurus.
26, That would be quite the adventure the original poster would get himself into. We should tell him to load up with chocolate and other sweets, so he has some sort of protection from his crazy gf lol.
Well he could still get some if he... No it's not gonna happen
If he what? Look at what you did..you made me curious!
If he goes to the store and gets her coffee and cigarettes of course!
I'm intrigued, please tell me more.
She'd probably call him an insensitive asshole and throw the condom at his head for even mentioning it.
Tell her to switch to tea
That'd probably earn him a few knifes. The hair drier's just the beginning.
4- easier said than done, trust me!
After many attempts I managed to do it. But only because I had to. I don't think it was a very fun experience for my fiancé though; hormonal and without coffee.
So he can tea-bag her?
They make chloroform for a reason, OP
Ok now that's just not legal
Nice boobs btw
Good God, not already. Mods! We've got a loner in aisle 5!
Hahaha
I'm thinking what would happen at day 2 or even 3 if the situation continues, keep it up
This is not a normal reaction when you don't have your morning coffee or smoke. I think it's time to see if she is all there in the head. It isn't normal to throw a hairdryer when you've just woken up.
I think a smoke in the morning would be nasty. Who wants to taste like an ashtray right when they wake up? Hurrah for being a non-smoker.
Tell her to stop bean stupid.
Why yes I was trying to make a terrible pun, it attracted unwanted grammar nazis though :(
I'd give him two thumbs down if I could. One for unnecessarily being a grammar nazi, and the other for trying to take after The Situation.
Be careful, 54! He's got abs!
I love how he's being a grammar nazi but can't spell about... just enjoying the irony
39) He is...The Predicament.
"Coffee! Smokes! Raaawwwrr! Brains!" From -_- to O.O to X_X
Caffeine withdrawl can be a bitch, but that kind of reaction might mean its mostly in her head.
You can't be anymore right. Without it every inch of my body hurts with a shooting pain. Not only that but the headache is like someone is shoving a knife into my brain. Not only that but there's no drive to do anything. That could be why she feels like that in the morning. I know I do most mornings...
Your girlfriend is probably somebody you shouldn't **** with, at least you know for next time.
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So, morning sex is out of the question.
Well, loads of people can't go without their regular caffeine intake in the morning. I know my hands start trembling if I don't have my hot brew in the morning. It's really bad though.