By SwAGkiLlS - 15/07/2012 15:12 - United States - Milwaukee

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 953
You deserved it 5 075
November 11: Memories and smiles
Historical anecdotes with a light touch to commemorate with a respectful smile. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

mbusey 20

That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

241 7
trippythehippy 6

Tell her you want to RAWR her meow

119 8

Comments

mbusey 20

That's cool! Now you can tell her secretly when you want sex

241 7
rhealistic 1

Rawr means i love you in dinosaur language.

33 49
boxbrandon11 20

Maybe she wants to prepare you for the sex noises she makes

49 1
drunkandfml 11

5- Have you ever seen the Jurassic films? Rawr means run for your life bitch

110 3
Blackmail111 9

Oh how original! Using 9GAG memes.

1 0
Drigr 9

Oh how original! Being a douche over the internet!

6 57
Drigr 9

Great... I look like a douche now cause the "Oh how original! using a 9gag meme" comment was removed/changed...

6 57
TormundGiantBane 3

I found pounding my chest and hooting like a gorilla works well.

12 1
nado13579 12

5- Haven't you seen Jurassic Park? It means "I'm going to ******* EAT you!!"

19 9
Blackmail111 9

I'm not being a douche on the internet. Using 9GAG memes for comments is just stupid and unoriginal.

24 3
BeachBoi_Alex 7

OP tell her you wanna do it doggy-style ;)

4 1
uberdubers 3

107 - OP could bark to tell her that!

7 0
SquishFish 15

51-i looked at your profile and then read the comment in a squeaky voice xD haha "brohoof" Filly forever!

2 5
qazxfhhfyubchk 5

I secretly want to have sex with the guy in your profile picture.

5 2
nado13579 12

Crap, didn't notice 13's comment when I wrote mine. I just commented right when I saw 5's. Didn't mean to copy 13. :p

0 0
mbusey 20

124 - I not so secretly want to have sex with him

2 0
Amarve 4

At least she's different.. Maybe you could have some fun with this too..

79 4
MCRaddict15 15

Right? It could help in awkward situations, when OP has to meet the parents, and when you want to leave a public event and not let anyone hear.

8 1
Drigr 9

Well... we all know 46 is gonna get moderated.

0 0
onlychildFTW 33

Yeah. It the animal noise thing could sound weird. Why doesn't OP and his girlfriend just learn clingon and be done with it. You only have to worry about people speaking that at comicon

9 0
downtime 12

Agree 2, this essentially says "Today, my girlfriend didn't want to **** me when I was expecting her to. FML"...You don't deserve this OP, she sounds like an interesting person and all you're looking for is a blow up doll. FYL for being in a relationship with a real person.

2 0
brill33 7

I'm sorry, but op's girl is wierd as hell

2 2
daisiebud 18

The animal noises are weird, but I've always thought a secret language would be fun. Though, really, they should just try french or something -__-

1 0
icrest80 4

Ya like you could bark when you want to go doggy style

25 1
Docbee 11

Now you have your own special safety word, in a new language.

17 3
fernclogger 5

What would you call the language? Beast?

7 28
xXxIracebethxXx 14

**********? ;o

1 21
Meettitan 14

Whoa whoa whoa who said anything about.....

12 1
SqueakyChipmunk 21

This is the reason I'm still a virgin. Every time I come on to a guy, they're like, "Sorry, I can't **** a chipmunk! it's **********!" I'm going to start taking them by force. Chipmunk force.

10 27
alliewillie 22

Sounds like you need to give the whole chipmunk persona a rest. It's not working out.

12 2
KommanderKush420 5

57- Im sure thats why

4 0
ThisIsJoee 4

Not sure if kinky, or just plain weird

43 10
jake3292 5

It's a combination of both

1 0
hockeyoceancity 13

82- Yours is.. cute?

7 2
AbbyAbyss 5

Your girlfriend sounds awesome! Go along with it, secret languages are cool.

44 6
MindFreakazoid 10

Woof woof meow glub neigh.

6 0
AbbyAbyss 5

49- Couldn't have said it better. Oink moo arf!

9 0
jake3292 5

#49 how dare you insult my mother like that

16 1
MindFreakazoid 10

85- You're a busy student (says your bio) but you don't know animal sounds? That's interesting.

5 3
GawdamitNappa 4

97- I know, right? I mean, who hasn't taken animal noises 101? Gosh, these people are so uneducated. -_- (for those of you who don't know, this was sarcasm)

2 0
Slai_fml 3

The sound of a puppy begging should be the booty call.

19 1