An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
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Ethan_Anonymous 28

I hate when I'm checking out a girl and they try to show off. Like really, if I'm checking you out and you notice and are into me, just talk to me

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youraveragehuman 16

Hopefully he starts going to a different bar to spare both of you an awkward encounter

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tranced_ 45

love is all about awkward encounters I mean who knows they might hit it off after all?!

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mds9986 24

Is there a graduate level course?

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tantanpanda 26

You should ask OP because she seems to have a PhD in it.

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omarj03 5

Oh, he got a show alright. I can feel how uncomfortable he was. Better luck next time, OP

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

I hate when I'm checking out a girl and they try to show off. Like really, if I'm checking you out and you notice and are into me, just talk to me

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Silver7827 14

or maybe you just talk to her instead and not play games

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Wizardo 33

I think most peoples form of flirting is desperate eye contact and hoping the other person is braver than you are.

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JohnEvans 3

no one is going to talk to you with that profile pic

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lemonadestand 7

Ironically enough, I don't remember anyone asking you to make a comment. #35 was just stating their opinion which is allowed. You know, freedom of speech and all

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MozillaHostile 21

#61, then why in the hell does the comments section exist?

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bass_ftp 12

So by that logic, why would they have to take that step? Maybe they are not that into you but just like to put on a show. You won't know until you talk to them. You're the one looking first so saying you hate them for putting on a show is a bit strange don't you think?

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cheeeksss 29

And then there's girls like me who don't know how to put on a show. When I notice someone checking me out, I don't know what to do and I just hide because I'm awkward .__.

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xTommytheGUNx 15

#91 I don't cheack girls out i awkwardly stare and then hide when they notice me.....:)

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odamaliekh 26

Well on the bright side, you probably won't see him again. Maybe next time a cute guy walks in, just talk to him. Butt it still sucks, I feel sorry for you OP!

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sylvienoir 18

Little does everyone know, #6 actually didn't know how to use the correct form of "but" and can't let anyone know their secret. ~sarcasm~

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Heyjai 18

welcomed him with trumpet fanfare, eh? dont sweat it OP...these things happen. sure you will find another cute guy in short order...

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lennon_ 16

You should have just talked to him he was already checking you out. At least you'll save the embarrassment from seeing him again.

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singer0421 32

You need some Bend and Snap advice from Elle Woods

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APHPrussia 19

Maybe he's gay, totally gay. (Gay and European, anyone?)

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okaydisarray 17

Why? She's already mastered the Bend and Pop technique, she just needs to find someone who can appreciate it.

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