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oh wow..
While random, it's possible he mugged you as he is in a lot of problems and trouble, and doesn't want to hurt people. Is what i was going to say, until i realised, this is just weird.
44 you need to get laid
hahahahahahahaha agree.
#52 and #61, you two need to read books. Get cultured up.
Zarquod! what was that?
this belongs on mlia :P
AGREED !
at least he's got manners
Lol what a gentleman!
OP should've offered him a cup of tea!
Seriously, I imagine the mugger wearing a top hat and monocle. That's too legit.
^ this
last time I was mugged they weren't the friendly mugger type like this
Aww that s so nice! :)
that's freaking awesome, lol. I'm sorry you lost your phone, and anything else you lost, though.
He stole her heart, by such chivalrous thieving.
Oh, well just change that her to a his... And nothing else
That's when you sock 'im in the face. Unless, of course, he's wielding a weapon-- in which case you really have no choice but to say "Thank you" and toddle on home. :(
Better to just cancel the service to that device, and see if anything can be done about getting an insurance phone since it was stolen.
being robbed is not even close to being RAPED!
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Lol what a gentleman!
You should NOT be careful on your way home and get mugged again, just to spite him. That'll teach his polite, thieving ass!