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that's freaking amazing.
Love at first sight?
Maybe you looked like a hobbit?
"Dating auctions," is that how you purchase a hooker nowadays? They cum with a side of herps! I'm sure it's for charity though...
If it was a charity, FYL for not getting someone else, but what can you expect i suppose, should be prepared for a weirdo:P If it wasnt for a charity, YDI, why would you do something like that anyway? :P
Stronghand: And what do you cum with? (say pelvic quaking, say pelvic quaking)
I do believe it's from pelvic quaking. Yes, I did think of that all by myself.
I agree that movie is like three hours and the books are huge
Persianjr- too* it's* are* desperate* date,* they're* Holy hell.
Well thats better than not being bought !
I would legitimently **** in my pants. That is amazing.
53 you forgot "sayin"
I wish my boyfriend would do that on a date with me
was this for charity? Or just a saturday night for you?
Give some of that win to charity, it's that time of the season
hahahahahahahaha
Good movie!
Oh, sounds like fun!
Hellz yeah!! I'd bid at least two fiddy on you! *wink wink* And I won't talk about lord of the rings with you either! I'll just talk to you about when I got herpes from a carrousel that eventually took me to the moon where I got to play with myself I mean with my balls um I mean toys yeah toys in close to zero gravity but my toys floated away and I couldn't breath on the moon so I came back down to earth where the humans thought I was an alien but I was like no I'm a kangaroo what are you and so then they did some tests on me and I sued mcdonalds cuz I felt violated but I ended up losing so now I'm a poor dead alien with herpes and only my memories to keep me going. uh huh.
Yeah, you fools are nasty perverted paedophiles. I'll go five fiddy.
you are the worst troll ever why you no beter?
No, but I do know *BETTER.
You should have known better than to put yourself up for auction when you are only worth 2 bucks...
OWNED! Literally!
geeks need love too
And there's nothing wrong with geeks
Tell you what, if your hot ill bid 3 dollars,deal?
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that's freaking amazing.
was this for charity? Or just a saturday night for you?