By Username - 06/07/2011 02:54 - United States

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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xtoeclipse 0

I don't get it. but it's typical for me not to get it because I'm American.

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J0gby 0

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GuitarFail123 9

ik just wow, shes an "interesting" mother...

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ganksta_ikm 1

Ops' mom is scarface on crack

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Susieee_Q 9

Definitely more interesting than most moms....

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whitesox365 0

meth monkeys should stick to their game and not sell crack.

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hydef14 2

lol seems legit did you make the trade?

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cc_the_beast 6

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

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cc_the_beast 6

Cocaine's a hell of a drug...

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IamSasquatch 0

I wouldn't grind my feet into somebody's couch like it's something to do... Sure, I remember grinding my feet into Charlie Murphy's couch!

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nahgemoohc 17

she's one of a kind, she is.. well, now you know who the neighbourhood drug dealer is..

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GuitarFail123 9

lol i think she should talk to charlie sheen.

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Sacurason 0

I wasn't aware that you could buy more crack with a person's soul.

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Jonscarl 0

what ever she's smoking I want some

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J0gby 0

number 37and 38 can't take a damn joke...

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bluekid7 5

take it op, it's heaven in a bag!!!

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reggicm 0

No 191, they just don't like stupid jokes.

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baseball6917 8

da ****? and I thought my parents were bad...

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woosah 16

I wasn't aware that op's mother is the devil. who asks for ones soul.... devil mother

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JuggaletteKlown 0

If it was real coke that'd be awesome!! is her mother trying to emply that doing drugs is like selling your soul? she deserves to be slapped.

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NuTrees 9

it sounds to me like she's trying to set up a senario. OP just made it seem like him mom is a lune.

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LunaNstars 0

I think the mom just watches a lot of Supernatural on TV. she may be thinking she's a demon...

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iSitt 0

sounds like op's mom got that idea from a bible study pamphlet.

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humzizzl3 0

lol like that's normal, creepy mothers :/

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Cokie_the_Clown 5

Maybe OP's mom is a ginger, and really wanted a soul.

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rachelmacivor 0

I agree, he was setting somthing up. to the op I think if I knew you I would hang out with your mom more than you.

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customparachute 0

yea she is...? trying to teach you children not to do drugs is the smartest thing any parent can do. albeint, that is a weird way to go about it...

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KarWitz 0

Obviously, no child would take any drug from there mother if they know better. And No mother would offer drugs to their child unless she's mental, or crazy.

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EYEoftheTIGER22 1

Thats kinda freaky

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uncleyuggles 0

free rice. being freaked out is a small price to pay for free food

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TheKunitzShow14 6

woah I was listening to rise against when I read this comment haha

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xXSillyLoveXx 0

And was she smoking some of that cocain..?

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iLove2LoveU 0

I'm gonna guess she was smoking some of it

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kobe24doinwork 0

just curious, how do you go about smoking a bag of cocaine?

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jamieleigh_315 0

u can smoke it inject it snort it..

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dotDotMyCurve 0

sounds like she needs a shrink or someone should tell her what cocaine looks like...

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magikarpman 0

damn I'd dot dot those curves ;)

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magikarpman 0

lol that's what I was going for

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chronicBuD420 0

damn, your fine(:

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chronicBuD420 0

hey your hella fine(:

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kiitykat 8

oh nevermind i just got it

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ChiFan96 3

blondes..............

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fmyli 0

its not a bad deal cause if you buy it part of your soul will be gone anyway

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