By ledon - 16/11/2011 04:15 - Canada

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML
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enonymous 8

It's like Easter egg hunt with meat!! Measter!

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Im2Handsom 1

Shove a potato in her muffler.

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FYLDeep 25

She slaughtered a cow in the bathtub and ran it through a meat grinder in the kitchen.

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Freeze_fml 16

Raw hamburger meat usually derives from cows.

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boofgall 16

She sounds psychotic. Kick her out fast!

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s0m3guy2010 21

14- Does that mean that KFC is looking for a new mascot?

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kcircuses 1

30-no they aren't because KFC is chicken not cow

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s0m3guy2010 21

30- This is getting off topic, but you realize that the KFC mascot is a cow holding a sign that's says "eat more chicken" right?

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s0m3guy2010 21

Sorry 39. I was thinking of Chik-Fil-A. In my exhaustion, I got the two confused.

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zombicidal 11

colonel Sanders is actually a cow that tried to lead a war against other livestock and decided to start with chicken true story

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boofgall 16

Is it just me, or was # 30, 40, 41, and 43 all a conversation to themself?

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badluckalex 23

the other comment (s) are either moderated or later in the comment section. either way im too lazy to check lol

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lol_ironic_life 9

I almost thought this FML was leading to her stuffing raw meat down someone's throat. 0_0 Then yes she would've been even more crazy!

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markrs 0

I like raw meat down my troat........................ How else do I eat sushi?

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heathz 9

hey OP look on the bright side, at least she didn't stuff it down your throat!!

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SkoomaKi 27

Actually, that would be better. I feel hungry now :(

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ambamm135 7

Oh god the house must have had a putrid stench sorry op

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Im2Handsom 1

Shove a potato in her muffler.

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NotMuchLuck 0

Boil'em, Mash'em, Stick'em in a stew

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noobgang7 5

Pour sugar in her gas tank

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Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Its best not to f*ck with crazy people. Just get her outta there. And tell her to take her meat with her.

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cntryiscntrywide 0

I'd kindly kick her ass, and shove her face in the meat.

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False_Stupidity 41

Is there a way to kick someone's arse kindly?

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heathz 9

oh...didn't notice someone else made a comment about " meat being stuffed down the throat" my bad!! :o)

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